Thank you for your application! Here at the Thomas Gungy Foundation for Transformation, or the T.G.F.T. for short, we promise a transformation that you can always enjoy. Now, let’s look at your application.
You’re gay. That’s good. We encourage homosexual patronage. You’re also asexual. That’s great! We can certainly work with that. Oh, was this a mistake? Right here. You signed for a discount surplus change. It wasn’t? You are aware that that means you will be changed to whatever we have an overabundance of, correct? Oh, you’re a risk taker! Well, we at the Foundation for Transformation always love a costumer that is willing to take a risk. In that case, just sign again here, and put your initials here.
Okay, feel free to put on your goggles now, and I’ll find out what’s on the menu for you today. Ah ha! As of today our slowest seller is the neanderthal package, mostly due to the anti-evolution debates it brings out in party conversation, but I imagine you’ll be too much of a party animal to worry about such things as talking. In fact, I suspect that you won’t much of any verbalizing outside of grunts and Tarzan speak after this.
Now don’t be alarmed. Your wide eyes tell a story I have seen many times before, but you shouldn’t worry for three reasons: one, after you become the big, hairy brute that you are now destined to destined to turn into you will realize that the change really isn’t half bad; two, you signed a legally binding agreement with us, and even if you could get the goggles off at this point, we would be legally obligated to have our security staff force you into one of our less pleasant transformation chambers.
Finally, as we have been talking you have been understanding less and less of what I have said. Your muscles have been increasing rapidly while your intelligence has been diminishing. You didn’t notice as the staff removed your clothes and put you into a more fitting attire. You can try to struggle now, but I’m afraid you’re a little late at this point. The goggles have been running the entire time we’ve been chatting. You’re a regular Fred Flintstone at this point.
Oh, I’m sorry. You wouldn’t get references at this point would you. Here, I’ll try to use small words to help. You still gay, but you want more bang-bang now. You no not bang-bang. We’ll bring you to more of your kind, or rather, white coat men take you to more bang-bang. Give white coat man goggles. No! No bang-bang white coat men!
Oh buddy!!! You know I love me some silliness. Jim Jam want Bang Bang. If you are not following Tomgungy you should definitely go check him out!! I have been feeling devolution, monkeys and neanderthal transformation quite a bit lately.
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