dumberswitch:

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The witch proudly looked over her handiwork. In a matter of seconds, the enchanted singlets had created a pair of dumb jocks.

Marco, the aggressive Italian stud, rolled his broad shoulders and cockily stared down his challenger. “Eyyy, you gotta fuckin’ problem, bro?” It would take a moment to get it through his thick head that he was just talking to his own reflection in the mirror. Chad, the big blonde pretty boy, had been using his phone when the change hit and now stared at it in stupid confusion, having forgotten how to read. In a moment he would put down the phone with a vapid smile – reading’s for nerds – and get back to preening and posing and showing off his Adonis bod.

They were too dumb to remember that a moment ago Marco had been chubby Jewish Michael and Chad had been skinny Chinese Chen, both shy, intelligent nerds, but even if they did remember they wouldn’t care. The growing bulges under their singlets were about to distract them with the need to explore each other’s new bodies – and the witch was going to enjoy the show!