
He was small but not smart. It is big and even dumber than before. But of course it’s not enough.

He was small but not smart. It is big and even dumber than before. But of course it’s not enough.
Happy Fourth of July to all my Murican followers, and have a great day to all my over seas followers

Yeah dumb jock boy, you changed into the clothes your friends got you! Feels great don’t they? The hat, the shirt, the bball shorts, the socks and shoes. They belong on you. I think your intelligence fell out, see it on the ground? Time to go out and play ball and hangout with your bros! Yeah!

Just keep scratching that empty head, dumb jock boy.
Soon it’ll be filled. With sports knowledge and a limited vocabulary.
And soon the hair will be buzzed down, making him permanent.

The really dumb ones have this determination to pull a mountain or knock Earth off its axis. They will be so incredibly big. And so incredibly dumb. Tells him he’s doing a good job. That jock hypnosis file going around has done wonders to him…
Yesterday he was the smartest and smallest of all.
Today he’s bigger. And he already loves to show his “musselz”. He’s not very dumb but he’s far from smart already.Here bro, put on this wristband and let’s see you FLEXXXXX into BEAST mode. You got what it takes dude, let’s rock.

The Pulse had done a poll on its customers to try to take a vote on a new feature. The vote said that it needed more strippers, the club already had some but only on certain nights or events. The poll showed a demand for it to be a regular thing, so the club owners decided they needed to hire more male strippers. But the Pulse could never hire in the conventional way…
This guy here was a total fat, nerdy gamer, who was shocked when he got a letter in the mail saying his address was randomly picked to win a free night at the Pulse. It wasn’t his scene at all but since it was free, he decided to go. He was suddenly surrounded by music and people, as the beat started to repeat and drone in his ears. He suddenly felt sweaty as his body learned dancing moves he never had before and his muscles ached and burned as the fat vanished replaced by muscle. He felt his mind drain of all his gamer stuff and education as he got the mentality of a horny, shameless stripper, he got up on stage now clad in his new uniform and gave the crowd what they wanted
Well trained he’s one of the best ranch hands the Rancher has. He’s even shaping up to be a real promising Cowboy too.