Stop asking questions and just go with it, bro. You’re already one of us. There’s no turning back.
You see dis jersey, pants, and cleats brah? Yeah I see u staring at em, they pullin ya in aren’t they? Number 1, fuckin awesome number man. And you know what? Number 1 is fucking yours man, Coach says you’re gonna be our new kicker.
Oh you say you don’t play football? Don’t think you’re gonna be tellin me dat for long after I help u gear up. Coach is always rite bro, always rite. Sit down, chill, let me help u into ur compression gear….
Looks like guy-Kotep ran into the wrong end of a bit of brutification! Don’t worry, you don’t need a whole lot of brainpower once you’re big and prehistoric like that. Besides, you can even get work at the La Brea museum as an exhibit!
Done by rubberskunkadditionally, decided to get something nice since I had plenty of money. Was super neat to watch it come to life!
What a handsome boy he turned out to be! Who’s a handsome boy? Who’s a handsome boy?
sign me up for the formula!!
Yes!
Reblog this if it’s okay to talk to you and be your friend and ask you various questions about your Tumblr pictures/ and fetishes
Oh my, yes.
can’t not reblog
it’s always okay! i love talking about it ❤
It’s a porn blog. I don’t always have the internet but yeah
Of course
Before the president made it mandatory for schools to run their students through the redneck program, David here was a straight A student. Slightly fat, pale, and nerdy with a capital N. But after the program, some side training, and his father fully supporting the whole thing and helping the government push his son, David is a new man. As you can see he has fully accepted his true American roots and embraced being a redneck.
“Murica home of the fuckin’ free, Yee haw!”
what does it take to be one bro? be straight up, im ready…
u already are one bro cuz u read my
tumblr huhuhu. its too late for u. go watch some sports or workout an tell me that u aint addicted.
Big muscles, small brains.
Scratch that.
Big muscles, no brains. See how dumb? Just call him dummy and watch him flex. Dumbbell is the only name he responds to now.
This is as the last bit of intelligence leaves him. It feels fuckin amazing. Brains? What brains. Fuckin muscle bro. FLEX is the only name he responds to now.
Muscle Tf Lover 