Hard to believe these two were the old Spanish custodial staff. Coach didn’t have many guys sign up for sports teams this year and the board was considering reducing his funding, he couldn’t have that so he gave these guys a second shot to have a successful life, under his guidance they might just go pro, their success from there will be up to them
And suddenly an intense heat overwhelmed him as the last post hypnotic suggestion triggered, “you would get so hot you wouldn’t be comfortable in anything except the most revealing clothing you own” and so right there in the middle of a conversation he whipped his shirt off right then and there, he felt so much better after that
He learned the secret. He tried to run.
Now look at him. A big dumb jock boy. A tank. BBall shorts. Backwards cap.
You know the secret. You can’t run.
I uh, I don’t know anything I swear!
Zoned out, constant haze in head and dumbed down, mouth guard preventing him from speaking, his body slacking go from all the bones and new weight in muscle, wearing a sleeveless school sports shirt and football pants. He’s turning out great. The formula works fantastic. His bro is smiling because it’s a great transformation. He loved his after all. This is the formula.
he’s like that lately, kinda distant, a little lost, confused. says “huh?” and “uhh…” alot. it’s alot easier to be dumb than u think, just look at him. and the more u look the dummer u feel. it creeps up on u before u know it bro
Finally fitting in. Just one of the guys. A good jock boy. Happy as can be.
And all it cost was a lot of intelligence. Great deal.
He’s looking right at you. He knows you want to be him. Suddenly you throw on a basketball jersey, some relief. He’s still looking. You put some basketball shorts on. Another feeling of relief. He starts to smirk. You start to smirk. You grab your cap and put it on. He got swag. You got swag.
He is you.
He came home from the store wearing this new bball jersey and a shorter haircut. What happened to his button down shirt? His parents didn’t notice his son seemed different. A bit dumber, well really dumb. Instead of intelligent discussions, all he could focus on was sports and grunting. And a new cocky attitude too.
The middle guy is the latest nerd-turned-dumb jock boy. Before, he loved Sherlock Holmes and mysteries. He thinks (his last thought wasted, sad) the headband and drink clearly are the culprits. I doubt he will worry though. Dumb jock boys have no worries. Or think much.
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