He was an outside agent for the compound, one of heir best students, projects? What do we call people going through the change there? Huh getting off track of course he wanted to help people but he had a pretty strong will, even outside the compound he needs his hypno files playing in his headphones to keep him on track, he’s scouting out some new recruits

Is the Coach’s voice real?

bodriversblog:

I wish it was just something I made up in my head. Ever since I got exposed to The Voice’s hypno file, thinking’s been like, hard, brah. I’ma be fightn the infloouns changes with all I have, cuz I don’t want an awesome Coach that would totally make me jacked and have jacked up jock bros and fuck all da time. Actually, that sounds totally sweet brah, lololol.

Dammit. Seriously, if any of my followers know of a hypnotist that can take my case and counter the eff X of CONVERT2JOCK.mp3, please, let me know. I’ll do anything not to be cum part of Coach’s mindless table of jockbeasts.

BEWARE COACH’S VOICE, BRAH

bodriversblog:

You thought you were going to be part of a study on vitamin supplements. Instead, you were injected with a muscle growth serum, every day for a year. First they had to hold you against your will, but eventually, you had no will of your own, because a side effect of the serum was that it permanently lowered cognitive brain function.

The test was contracted by the Army, who wanted to create super soldiers. But your iteration of the serum created mind-fucked meatheads who never managed AFQT scores above 14, while the Army requires at least a 31 to enlist. So the facility decided to give away its byproducts to officers who had overseen the project, as pool boys and house servants.

Bryan came home so excited about the game he got, cause he was a gaming nerd like that. But once he put it in it was suddenly a call of duty game. He knew for sure that wasn’t the game he got, but of course it was cause that’s a real mans game! He gave a dumb grin as he started to play like he knew what he was doing.

His room started to get messy like he just doesn’t care about it. His shirt changes into a grey tank, he suddenly didn’t have pants on, just some underwear. A cap appeared on his head and screwed itself backwards. A stud earring appears in his left ear. His muscles bulge and grow as he gets a more handsome face. He also feels his brain draining out and he got a dumb slacked look on his face.

He knew he could only play for a bit before he had to hit the gym. Fuck yeah bro!