bodriversblog:

playernumber16:

Fuck yeah brah! Stud in stars n stripes!

“This whole week, people kept mistaking me for the TA. Is there something about me that says ‘grad student?’”

“Bro, it’s cuz you’re always dressed up in that preppy Euro shit. No one our age wears that stuff and calls it ‘casual’ like you do.”

“So I’ll have to dress like a slob to look my age? I don’t think I can go out in public in sneakers and basketball shorts and baseball caps. You Americans always look like you’re ready to go to the gym!”

“I don’t see a problem with that, bro.”

“You know what, I way overpacked for this semester, and I’m planning on clothes shopping because everything’s so much cheaper here than in Italy. Why don’t you take some of my clothes and try what it feels like to dress like an adult?”

“Only if you try some of my clothes, too. Here, try my Oakland A’s cap… See, it looks good on you! Now turn it backwards… Let your mind flow out. Let the cap erase you… Good, now you’re an all American bro, Rocco! Or should I say Rocky?”

“Rocky sounds fuckin’ good, brah.”

Source: testosterotica

musclehypnobloggr:

Stare DEEP into the SPIRAL you love to OBEY, you want to OBEY you need to OBEY, when you wake from the trance this spiral induces you will want to become a very strong, sexy cowboy stripper. Yes Jesse…..this is meant for YOU…

BIG
DUMB
SEXY
COWBOY
STRIPPER

BIG
DUMB
SEXY
COWBOY
STRIPPER

You love all things country, from mudding to riding horses, to camping and hunting. You prefer to be in the beautiful outdoors than stuck indoors or wasting your time in a big city.

You’re going to discover that you’re developing a southern accent. That your grammar is changing and that you’ll use words like Y’all and ain’t. These will become a regular part of your vocabulary. Country music is becoming your passion. You may have enjoyed it before but now it is the only type of music that you want to listen to. You love country music. You love listening to it. You love playing it. You love hearing it. You are a big big fan. You love wearing jeans and cowboy boots and button up shirts. You like caps with words like John Deere or cowboy hats. Anything camoflage is also a good choice.

You love your truck. Thats right, you’ll own a truck if you dont already… You want it, you’ll drive it. If not, maybe a jeep, certainly nothing that isn’t completely and utterly manly. You love driving a truck over any other vehicle except maybe a jeep. A truck is even better because it can haul all your stuff.

You’re just going to get out there and you are going to find the country part of your soul because that is what you are deep down inside. Just a good old country boy. That’s right, good old country boy. A redneck. The grammar and everything else that comes with it. You can feel yourself changing. You can feel yourself becoming more and more of that kind of a person. That’s right. You are becoming someone who loves country. You are becoming someone who is country. You wrap yourself in the American flag and you just simply love being country. You love who you are. You are a patriot.

You love the way you speak, the way you act, you love your jeans and your button up shirts. You love your hats. If you don’t have a baseball cap with John Deere on it or a cowboy hat well then you’ll just have to find something else. But you just simply love being country and that is all there is to it.

BIG
DUMB
SEXY
COUNTRY BOY
STRIPPER

Source: morphmasteroutkast

nextgenboy:

You want this body. You want this cockiness. You want to become a jock boy. You will love sports. You love working out. You love showing off your body. You will love your bros. You admire Coach. You will serve your school. You are a jock boy and that’s all you’ll ever be. You have this body. You are cocky. You love sports. You are a great jock boy.

cannibal-chow:

He wished for a more muscular and toned body, luckily he wished at the right time and place to make it come true. He used to be overweight and have a 10 inch dick until his wish came true. The next morning he woke up and was still fat but when he took a piss, he felt really horny then started jacking off right there. He kept jacking and jacking for almost an hour but he didn’t notice every time he pumped he was losing a pound. Soon he was nothing more than a huge muscle and barely any fat. To complete his wish and make it permanent he came and as he shot all that cum, his dick shrank to a mere 2 inches but his libido and hornyness went up times 10. A nice hot guy with a small dick, nothing beats teasing him with that high a libido. Hehe.

cannibal-chow:

Yeah force that newbie to accept what he’s gonna be, a new foot licker and shoe sniffer. Don’t worry Brent you’ll like your new job especially since we wear or shoes sockless during football practice and every other time of the day. Haha look at his dick it’s already growing and I bet his straight mind is fucking yelling for him to stop doing the “faggy” stuff but now he wants that shoe musk. Yeah fucking smell that shoe musk bitch, it’s all you’ll beg for…well…that and begging to suck our alpha dicks cause you’re a beta shoe sniffer bitchboi. See you later sniffer, we’re going to practice and we’ll mess up so we stay later than usual and make it really musky for your fag nose to inhale our manly scent.

Welcome to the compound boy! I was sent down from that there redneck div…divis… Eh the redneck part of it. That’s where you got enrolled boy! But I know it’s night so I came out with ma truck to take you there. It’s all outside buddy so I hope you like sweat and dirt. Like mud wrestlin’ boy? You will