He kept trying to take the gear off, but every time he got close, he blacked out. He kept seeing the Nike logo in his mind, every time he closed his eyes. He noticed it everywhere he went; on bro’s kicks, on shorts, on baseball caps. Every time he saw it, his mind felt a little foggy, he felt a little dizzy, like he was gonna pass out. Little did he know, the gear he was wearing was dumbing him down. Every time he saw that swoosh, his smarts went down the drain. He had just been looking for something to wear after skinny dipping with his friend. Why did his bro do this to him?

Wait, what?

Fuck, this gear was sick. He had to thank his bro for lending it to him. Haha dude, he looked tight! Nike swoosh on everything, that was the way to go. Fuckin branded, dude. Aw yeah. Huhuhuh. Time to go work out with the bros, good thing he already has his gear on. Yeah, bro!

Source: faggotdreams

nextgenboy:

Bro, your head is hurting because you aren’t used to it being empty. Don’t worry, it goes away when the rest of your intelligence is gone. Then you learn stuff that’s fun. Like sports. Embrace it bro. It’s your new life. It’s gonna be great!

It’s hard to believe that this guy was once a nerd, but of course once we forced him to have some weed, all was good now he’s so dumb and chill, he may offer you some so don’t ever say no bro!

jesse-bro:

“Dude, it’s a little sunny, could I borrow your hat?”

“Haha yeah dude, sure. But uhhhh-”

“Whatever dude, just lemme have it.”

As he slipped the hat on, he felt everything slow down, get foggy. His brain felt so warm and fuzzy. He tried to remember what he was just talking about, what he was saying. He couldn’t even remember who he was.

“Uuuuuh-” he drooled, speaking incoherently.

“I tried to warn you bro, that’s my special hat coach gave me. Keeps me from thinking too much. Guess you’re one of the team now, huh? Yeah, dummy.”

“Uuh…yeah, huhuhuh,” he laughed. He didn’t get what his friend was saying. Didn’t matter though.

playernumber37:

one day i got tired of being smart. cuz it sucks when all you say are big words and know the answer to everything and people use words like “genius” and “intelligent” and “bright” to describe you. trust me you can’t imagine what it’s like to feel so lonely. so i started this secret plan to get dumb. what happened took me totally by surprise, i found out that i loved it. i loved sports! i loved the gear! i could find myself really getting into it with a surprising speed and depth. it felt a little like falling, and it was exciting me. i smiled more, and it wasn’t a smart smile, i see it in the mirror and i look like totally different. i stopped using big words. i made the choice to do that and it started working faster than i knew. then came the comments, like wow youve really changed, or little things like how my gear is always matching, socks and sneakers and shirt. sneakers, fuck, i’m totally into sneakers. i replaced all my books with sneakers. all i look at are other guys sneakers. the Nike logo is stamped on my fuckin brain.

one day i got fuckin dumb and i loved it why the fuck would i wanna go back u know? i gear up an i fuckin have fun an so what if i look like a fuckin idiot rite cuz fuck it bro. so what if i never fuckin take off my UA and dont read fuckin books. what good is books bro. be like me bro. be dumb cuz dumb is fuckin better u feal me? it just is bro.

u know it when u feel it

The Pulse was a new dance club that had recently opened in the area, it was supposedly for teens and young adults despite the rumors of all out orgys happening there. However when this hot DJ, Muscle Master, was spinning the tracks, people in the club tended to…change gaining muscle, getting stupid, and just wanting to have sex, party, and more importantly invite more people to the club….

Source: damn-hes-hot

a quick sup to all my new bros

nextgenboy:

it’s great that the bros who inspired me are following me now. thanks and hope you enjoy all the great stuff to come. i only post stuff at the beginning of the month so hang with me. it is worth the wait.

Not sure if I’m one of those inspirations, probably not. But your posts are awesome dude

nextgenboy:

With the new jocking formula, you will have a brand new life within an hour. The cost for this sped up process? Well, that’s a secret. The latest recruit is you and here comes the jock bro who’s going to look out for you. Like what you see? Good, this’ll be you soon.

Because I can’t resist reposting stories from this guy

nextgenboy:

The former nerd couldn’t help but make that hand gesture. It was proof of loyalty to his jock bros. He was given sunglasses because he was still deal with the effects of the first dose. He was already showing unity by wearing a school-issued wrestling shirt. The bros told him he should go get a haircut next because that would make him one of them. He was all too eager to join. He was going to get his haircut right now.