lixpex:

We had to get the antidote to the maintenance shed before the sprinkler system went off at 2pm – or else the drug would be released all over campus, and EVERYONE would be transformed into sex-crazed muscle boys. But it was getting harder and harder to resist the urge to stop and explore each other’s luscious new bodies. It all felt so good…

Wait, hold up, guys… why did we want to put a stop to this, again?