glazedhatemail:

hayleypetharley:

fenicore:

fenicore:

Proposal to NSFW Tumblr friends!

A while back I started a project I termed “Project Pickle” as a life raft for NSFW bloggers if Tumblr ever decided to nuke NSFW content. Well, the time has come.

Attached are development previews from the work in progress site. Pickle would be a community for content creators to share their posts without restrictions on explicit content, enforcing an 18+ requirement.
I may even be able to implement a system where you can upload your Tumblr backup and continue as if nothing ever happened.

If you guys think this is a project worth perusing, REBLOG THIS POST! It might give me the motivation I need to finish it up.

@rayraysugarbutt​, @chikubihime​, @carsbigasbars, @caprifemboy​, @erin-butt​, @smalldragonstuffs, @puplucas, @cherrytrap​, @bonsaithehusky​, @b0tt0mtext, @f0reverunde4d-official​, @qquinnn-lewdness, @foxrawr, 

@corsetcassie, @feetcdadore, @hayleypetharley, @pandamittz, @shapedlight

So just to answer a few questions:

  • The website was in early development (maybe 20% complete)

  • The website would fully support iOS and Android

  • Creators and followers are both welcome to join

  • I would aim to launch with the option to upload your Tumblr blog backups, and have them mirror your content on the new site

  • I would expect an early version online by late January 2019

  • If I go ahead I’ll be setting up a Github page for fellow developers to contribute

The website being 20% complete means it functions 21% better than tumblr already.

“It might give me the motivation I need to finish it up.”

That’s the sort of definitive, decisive leadership the people of this hellsite expect. Gonna leave this to someone who doesn’t need immediate and preemptive gratification. Pass.

Source: fenicore

grandwagonranchmaker:

“Hey you caught a Pikachu yet bro?”

“Yeah bro let me see your Pokedex!”

“Where you going bro?  We’re just trying to be friends with you!”

Darren lowered his head and tried to ignore the gaggle of giggling bros hanging around outside the mall.  He was struggling against a difficult Pokemon Go raid.  It would be a lot easier if he had friends with him.  The boy idly wished the loud obnoxious bros really were his friends.  Luckily for him it seems something heard his wish… 

His shoes and shirt instantly vanished leaving the hapless teen in just his shorts, backpack and hat.  Darren’s small, pale feet were bare against the hot sidewalk.  He blushed profusely.  He was always very body shy but as he watched his feet seemed to be moving… his toes grew longer and wider, becoming quite plump and his feet became broad and strong as they inched up from a size 8 to a size 11 at the same time getting a dark tan and hard callouses on the bottoms.  

The tan seemed to spread across his entire body, glazing him in teh same golden brown shade as the bros.  His hands grew just like his feet and tightened into sizeable fists.  He caught himself flexing and big, swollen biceps popped out of his arms.  

“I’m hot” he blurted out.  But the changes didn’t stop there.  His flat, exposed chest – once a source of great shame began pushing out forming a hard shelf of pecs with big erect nipples standing straight out.  He felt the pecs with his new hands, they were smooth, strong and firm!  His hands moved down where his light treasure trail was erased leaving an immaculate six pack that could grind stone.  His shorts became impossibly tight as his butt ballooned out behind him and his dick swelled into a very noticeable bulge.  “Sweet bro!”  He belted out in a suddenly deep and masculine voice that held no trace of his former intelligence.  The cocky new bro flipped his hat around as his hair darkened and shortened.  His nose got thicker and his jaw became square and prominent giving him a mature jock face.  He grinned at his changes, tossing his nerdy pokedex phone behind him as he strutted over to his new friends.  He loved nothing more than chilling with his bros, showing off his muscles and making fun of nerds.  Life is better with your bros.  

Source: majesticfit

Could you do more stoner stuff dude? I love your stories

orrinotica:

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Bedtime Bong

Synopsis: Jack is given a bong that changes his life. 


Jack decided to start smoking grass before his senior year of high school. 

“Everyone else does it…” he’d say.

Jack had been using crude tin foil bowls as a means for getting high until finally one day as Jack left school Billy, one of the potheads who’d always hang out in the schoolyard, offered to sell Jack a nice bong. 

“I’ll bring it tomorrow,” the boy said. “Looks like you need it.”

“Uh ok, sure.” Jack responded. 

Jack walked home unsure of what to think. “I’m not gunna be a pothead, just a little bud now and again is all.” 

Jack’s popularity with teachers and friends was high. Jack’s clean-cut image was something he prided himself on. 

That night Jack laid awake in bed thinking…

“I think that kid’s name was Billy…”

“Billy… is that the kid who everybody says is the pothead with no life?”

Jack thought of the stark differences between himself and Billy. 

“For starters, I’m not a pothead…”

“…I just need a bong so I can smoke better.” 

As he fell asleep Jack’s mind returned to thinking about his daily school work, along with a litany of normal things. The following day Jack met Billy around back toward the school’s access bays. 

“Here it is man, freshly cleaned and everything!”

Billy handed the used bong to Jack, who yanked it fast out of Billy’s hands. 

“Thanks,” he said.

* * *

That night as Jack took the first rip he couldn’t help but cough up a lung… and his high became extreme thereafter…

“Woah dude, dude, my head…” Jack said to himself aloud.

Jack’s mind clouded with images of bongs, jeebs, blunts, bowls, and rasta colored everything. “Huh?

Adding to the mix now was a certain rush of energy leading down to his dick… 

“My- woah I’m high…” … “Horny?”

Jack was still wrapping his head around the high when he began itching all around his hardening cock…

In a matter of minutes Jack saw a cluster of new hairs begin to grow out all around his dick. The increasing pleasure from his hand scratching lead to a full-on jerking motion now.

“And wait a minute… am I shrinking?” Jack was using his memory of jerking motions and he realized the strokes were becoming shorter…

Jack yanked and massaged his dick as it throbbed… throbbed smaller… each throb had his dick shrinking in length mere centimeters…

By the time the horniness subsided Jack estimated his dick to be only five and a half inches… “and hairy as fuck all the sudden.”

“Aw fuck dude,” Jack could think of just one thing… “I wanna take another.”