wayhaught-stuff:

theupstairskid:

pitifulpetal:

oshihidra:

cyberpunkdva:

Reblog Money Pidgey within 30 seconds and you will be blessed with all the rare Pokémon for the next seven days.

update: I opened Go after reblogging this and there was a fucking cp362 Venomoth in my front yard. thank you money pidgey.

I ONLY LIKED THIS AND I OPENED GO AFTER CLOSING TUMBLR AND I CAUGHT A CP350 EEVEE IN MY YARD NOW IM BACK TO REBLOG MONEY PIDGEY

Sure why not? Let’s do this

Holy shit I caught a CP588 Golem

Source: constellationfortwo

tomgungy2:

It all starts with the little things, doesn’t it?

You’re drinking some wine with your friend from work just after you both get off, and he mentions body hair. He says that it’s silly how much importance men put on it, and you agree. He says that a guy should be able to do whatever the hell he wants in this day and age, and you agree. He says that you should both shave all your body hair off, and you agree.

Soon you’re looking at your shaved asshole in a mirror wandering what the hell just happened. How did this friend, who isn’t even your best friend, talk you into shaving yourself like a whore? You decide never to do anything with the man outside of work again, and you find him on your couch that evening with a wine glass in hand.

You wonder a brief moment how this happened before he stares deeply into your eyes and talks about how easy life used to be. He says that when you’re little you don’t have to worry about anything, and you agree. He says that more guys should try to act younger, and you agree. He says that we should start wearing diapers, and you agree.

Then you can’t so much as set foot outside of the house for fear of a repeat incident like on the bus the morning after the conversation. You drench the whole front of your work pants, all of the passengers look at you like you’re mentally handicapped, and you’re trying not to accompany the tears in your eyes with a dreadful bawling like you’d like to.

You go into to quit effective immediately the next morning only to join your boss and friend for several glasses of pinot noir in the boss’ office. You check if your friend has something in his eye for a bit, and then you all loosen up and strip down to reveal your clean-shaven bodies and diapers.  You have a pretty good time too until your friend sighs.

The boss asks what’s wrong, and your friend tells you talks about how important family is while you and your boss maintain eye contact with your friend. He says that you should all have a family, and you both agree. He says that your boss should be his little brother, and he agrees. He says that you should be the family pet.

You bark.

I dislike diapers but I love dogs and hypnosis