I saw this singlet at the mall and got it for a laugh, like what sort of dumb jock would want to dress like that and fuck up his grades? I put it on though and flex just for a joke, but when I did, suddenly i swole up a bit. It freaked me out but kept happenin like I dont even know! Like I was trying to take it off but then I had to flex. Now look at me dudes! Damn right I got buff! Love flexin these muscles, damn don’t know how it happened but it looks good on me now. I think this is who I really was deep down, you know? I want to kiss these ‘ceps that I worked so hard for!
Another victim of the redneck.jpg you just scroll through tumblr until you find a hot redneck, let’s be honest whack off once or twice but then…somethings different. He ain’t hot, he’s yer buddy, and you gotta be just like him, a fun shirtless beer drinking redneck who’s proud of Murcia!
“You’re so
hilarious dude! Me, Aaron Jackson, a nerd? You sure you not hurt your head, coz
for me your brain fucked up, bro. No, I don’t even know you, so how can I be
your roommate? I don’t like nerd, never make friend with one. They talkin’ shit
bout jocks, never chill, readin’ book all the time and talkin’ bout big thing
like their opinion matter. They claimed to be smart but have no clue bout
sports, fuckin’ pathetic. I wonder why people like you want to wastin’ your
youth stressin bout score. Ah, that’s why you become like this rite? Thinkin’
that I’m your roomie, well you better stop studyin’ or soon you’ll think me as
your boyfriend,” said Aaron to his “ex” roommate, Cole
“It must be
the cap and the necklace. I’ve to free him from that cursed shit!”
“Wow, wow,
dude, it’s ma stuff. Watch your hands! Wow, wow, what did I said bout watch yo
hands, keep that pasty hands of yours away from ma cap, get the hell out, dude,”
said aaron, defending himself from Cole and pushed him away
“Yo dude,
wassup with this nerd?” said one of his jock bros
“He tried to
wreck ma stuff. Look what he had done to my cap, dustin’ it with sand,” said
Aaron to his bros
“Fuckin’
nerd. If you want it, here, I’ll put it on for you. We have plenty of it,”
“No, no,
keep that thing away fro me, no, no, don’t do it, I don’t want to be a
meathead,”
“Damn dude,
we wanted nothing from you and you called us meathead, fuckin’ harsh dude, way
too harsh. Spencer, you might have to knocked him off,” said the leader of the
group, Miles
“Finally, a
nerd to clean my pit, c’mere you nerd, whiff this pit and become one of us,”
*The Next
Morning*
“Wow Cole. Don’t you think it’s too early?” said Aaron to his best friend who’s having a business
“Nothin’ too early for this. It looks like you’ve a friend that get excited too down there, eh?” said Cole, realizing Aaron’s morning wood
Aaron smiled at his best friend and said
“You know me too well dude. You mind if I sniff your socks while doin’ it?”
“Someone becomin’ a good boy this morning. Here, take a whiff, and lick it till clean, I want to use it to the party tonight, the smell turn bitches on,” said Cole, continuing his business while his friend enjoying the taste and the smell of a real alpha
“Hey, bro, you better get goin or you’re gonna be late to class.”
“Class?”
“Yeah bro. English class.”
“I speak English bro. Don’t need no class on it.”
“Dude … what is up with you? You’ve been real spacy and not with it lately.”
“Uhhh I dunno what you mean.”
“Like that.”
“Like what?”
“Okay, fine, be like that. Sit in front of that mirror all day looking at your abs.”
“Fuck yeah. My sixpack is fuckin awesome. I worked fuckin hard for these.”
“That’s true, I guess.”
“Wanna touch em? They’re rock hard.”
“Naw, bro, I’m good.”
“C’mon. Just touch em bro. I know you wanna. Yeaahhh, just like that lil bro.”
“Wow… they’re so hard…”
“Fuck yeah, bro… you want abs like this too, huh.”
“Well yeah…”
“Rock hard fuckin six pack lil bro?”
“Yeah…”
“You’re gonna let muscle take over your brain, huh. It’s so easy.”
“Uhhh… yeaaahhh…”
“Good lil bro. Wanna go to the gym?”
“Uh, I got class.”
“Fuck class lil bro. Skip it.”
“Uhhhh…”
“C’mon.”
“I do gotta get to the gym.”
“Yeah! Fuck yeah! Let’s go.”
“Okay… yeah!”
Kyle logged onto the tutoring website to make some extra money to pay for school. He was smart and if he could offer help to struggling students or dumb jocks alike, it didn’t matter. But once he logged in and started a session with his first customer…he drew a complete blank. He suddenly forgot all the math and science he prides himself on.
His blond hair grew longer and messier, his skin tanned and as his muscles puffed out they drew more blood away from his brain. His shirt dissolved and his jeans turned into white basketball shorts. He felt a dumb laugh “huhuhuh” fall out of his mouth as the screen changed to some nerd “so what do you need help with today Kyle?” “Uh..probably that math shit, I gots a test in a few days, can’t bomb it or I’ll lose my aid bro”
When his roommate pushed the helmet over his head everything stopped. He was no longer playing around in the barracks with his buddy. No he was back in the dorms with his Team Captain, his mind focused and primed to follow orders. Later he’d wonder how his fellow Soldier knew about the helmet’s effect on him but for now he knew only to obey.
Yeah dude…he’s looking at you. He’s starting into your eyes, into your brain, burrowing deep and pushing you out. He’s evicting you from your own head, letting it empty out until your just a hot muscle bro like him. Who the fuck needs to think right? Let big bro think for ya…so empty…so dumb….you want it to stop but it feels too damn good…yeah that’s it bro flex! Flex! Flex!
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