mybois2:

kairibloodheart:

chasekip:

The opening to pokemon let’s go is so strangely unnerving

Why does he wake up standing in front of his TV?

What is he staring at his hands for??

Why does he look around his room like hes never seen it before???

Because in pokemon let’s go you literally get sucked into the game and are trapped there until you beat the elite four, in the meantime time outside the console goes on as normal so there are multiple missing person cases being launched all over the world when the missing are really just under their noses shuffling through unmowed virtual grass trying to make their sentient onion stronger

I’d intentionally never beat them then

I’m ok with getting trapped in the pokemon world forever tbh, the real world in it’s current state is horrible.

Reblog If Your Blog Is Safe For

myst-l-vie:

glitterraccooncat:

Transgender people

Homosexual people

Bisexual people

Genderfluid people

Asexual people

Pansexual people

Autosexual people

Demisexual people

Bigender people

Agender people

Polysexual people

Straight people

Cisgender people

Straight allies of the lgbtqpiad community

ANYONE

Absolutely! ❤

I’m gonna be honest I dont even know what some of these are but I dont care. You be you. I’m bisexual. All are welcome and even if the word you feel describes you isnt on the list your welcome here too.

jb12xxx:

radwaanahm:

The drugs the guy at the gym had given him were in full effect. His brain had melted, his body grown, and a redneck stud had emerged where an office manager had once stood. Now as he watched his new cock spring into action for the first time, he couldn’t help but unleash a goofy country boy grin

orrinotica:

lovehairycocks:

Dude you gotta help me out! I swear the only thing I did was pay this random guy online who told me it would be easy to upgrade my body! I assumed he meant muscles, not a new dick and tons of body hair! I look like I’m from the middle east—er some shit. 

What’re those countries called again? My head hurts like fuck!

Shit, what am I supposed to do with this… brown dick? My entire body is brown now but my cock… hella dark! Black hair all around it too? Gross! Even my leg hair is thick as fuck! Fuck! I can’t stop cussing! Something is wrong with me! Think!

I have all this energy for the… gym! Huh? I never go to the gym but fuck I can’t stop thinking about it now! …And my brown dick! It’s so brown… I just want to touch it… It’s uncut… never had that before… should I whack it– I mean, touch it?!

OK I need to stop touching myself! It’s just, I’m so horny and I’ve never fucked with a brown dick before. I wonder what it would be like bang some hot chicks with my big brown, uncut dick. 

‘Mmmm you like that big brown dick? You like it?’

WAIT! STOP! I’m not…. I can’t— remember—

Seriously, fuck it. I wanna bang some hot sluts with this thing! They love sucking on my hairy nuts until I jizz all over their face. ‘You like that?’ ‘Yea.’

Fuck I’m beating my meat! Fuckfuckfuck!

blue34cat:

Josh was a straight A, 4.0 GPA top student. But he always sort of envied the lazy stoner kids who barely put in any effort and hung out together, smoking their strange-smelling weed.
Finally, with study sessions stressing him out, he went up with them and asked them if he could hang out. They were very happy to get a new friend. Of course, after a few tokes, he started feeling funny. He was hungry and felt so lazy and slow. Every bite of snacks made his belly bulge…and his crotch, too. He could feel his smarts and intelligence draining away and replaced with laid-back happiness.
“Duuude, what’s in this stuff? You guys are starting to look like skunks…”
“Hehehe, should we tell him?”
“Sssh! You’ll spoil the surprise! Wait until he’s one of us for good…”

Something I found online it’s funny and kinda tf related. For anyone who watches my hero acadamia. Bakugo corrupting Deku’s personality by training with him.

(Art not mine, if this is yours and you dont like it being on my blog message me and I’ll remove it)

blue34cat:

Josh was scoping out frats to join when he would be becoming a freshman in a few months. As a dorky gamer nerd, he really had no serious intention of ending up in Bigfoot Frat. After all, that place was only known for being full of big, hairy, smelly bigfoot jocks who just partied all the time and were terrible at academics. The exact opposite of him!
Still, while he was being shown around, he started to feel pretty weird. The rank sweaty wet-dog stench of muscular bigfoot jocks was starting to seem a lot less gross. He was even starting to get into it. He tried to shake off those thoughts, but then the tour guide sat himself down in a beanbag chair and lifted those enormous, rough, dirty feet. So big and musky and gritty. He couldn’t resist, as he found himself drooling and getting closer to those massive feet.
“Duuude, you’ll make a great new jock, bro!”, the bigfoot said with a chuckle. Josh could only grin and nod as he felt dirty hair grow all over him, his skin become rough and thick, and his feet bulge and thicken and tear through his socks…

orrinotica:

Snapped Straight

Synopsis: Kenny switches with a straight jock but doesn’t go over all the personality override settings. 



“Fucking sweet, man!” 

“Woah, my voice, it’s deep!” 

‘Little’ Kenny had just used his body switch device to trade places with the hottest jock he’d ever seen while running errands. In an instant he blew through the settings and pressed [accept]. Kenny breezed through the details about personality and permanency… “Just let me experience that body, that’s all I want!” 

All Kenny wanted was to have a single day in a hot jock body. After he pushed [accept] his vision cleared and he stood shirtless in a bathroom mirror…

“Did it work, did it work?” 

“FUCK YEA!” Kenny placed his hand on this throat and felt the deeper voice he had now.

“This body is going to rock for day! Think of all the pussy I can score!” 

“Wait, pussy?” 

“Yea, I guess this jock is straight. I’m not though!” 

Kenny concentrated and slowed all the horny thoughts that kept popping into his mind. 

“Just focus on shit bro, focus” He told himself, not sure why it was becoming so difficult. 

“Think!”

… … 

“Take a selfie for the babes?”

“I wanna bust so bad!” 

“Fuck why do I keep thinking that?” 

“My dick is hard, fuck!”

Kenny was having a hard time prioritizing his thoughts. 

“Selfie… put it away… no! But… I… I need to…”

In mere moments Kenny had posted a dick pic to his snapchat story… and a huge wave of relief came over him. He grabbed his junk and have it a nice scratch. “That wasn’t bad.” 

“Now, Ke– Bro— Brady?”

“Wait, what was it?”

“Brady?”

“It’s Brady?”

“GET IT TOGETHER BRADY!” 

“I CAN DO THIS” 

After a few moments Brady was able to calm his dick. He tried hard not to look at the many posters of babes and models hanging on the wall. “I have to stop looking at these… hot babes.”

Brady paced his bedroom trying to remember the past twenty minutes…

“This isn’t right… this isn’t my body… but…”

Brady was quickly becoming immersed with his body…

“These bis… tris… pecs…”

“Fuck, my phone!”

Snaps, all from usernames with hearts around them, began flooding his phone…

“Uhh! Why are they sending me… holy shit these tits are all huge and… bouncy… fuck I think that’s hot!” 

“I wonder if my dick feels good…”

Brady started to massage his mostly soft cock through his shorts. Before long he was sporting a chub. 

“Ughh, that feels good.” 

“These tits are fantastic.”

Faster now, Brady pumped his thick dick to the images on his phone. 

“Fuck I love this.”

“It’s just – –”

“I–”

“I can’t be gay…”

“These tits…”

“Fuck, I’m gunna cum”

“Where do I cum?

“Fuck I’m cumming!”

“I’m cumming on my sheets.”

“Fuck!” “Fuck!” 


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Watch out for dangeous tists

tfs-galore:

kinkster13:

Everyone please stay away from Hypno-Obey, MasterAlpha, Trey (they are all the same person), a friend of mine who has been working with him, recently told him that he didn’t want to continue, and Trey’s responce was to trigger him and make it hurt him to even think of leaving. Now this kid (who for his personal privacy will remain nameless if he chooses to reply to this message that is his choice) He is currently balling because he doesn’t understand what happened, he doesn’t understand why thinking about leaving is hurting, he has expressed that this is what he wants, and what is healthy for him but now the very idea is hurting him. Trey is not a good person and has been told many times privatly and publicly. Now many people will chastise me for speaking publicly but I have tried in private as have others and he has not changed, and this sweet kid is crying because of Trey basically raping him. So I am not going to stay quiet any longer.

@gayhypno10101 Can confirm he has not been an ethical and honest person

This deserves a reblog, it’s disgusting and downright appalling.

This is why I dont like hypno irl, people like this. If your into it that’s fine but make sure you trust your hypnotist