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[Inspired by turningalpha’s awesome Race to World first- http://papermoon357.tumblr.com/post/144462869458/race-to-world-first]

Josh was loving the new game his friend sent him. Phone app version was so addictive he’d been at it all day.

It started off with some lame ass nerdy twink sim. All he had to do was get the guy through a series of level ups trying to get him to jock warrior status.

Start was a little tricky. Playing some lengthy [flexing in the mirror] commands started some slow but steady confidence boosters. I mean Josh should know, he checked himself out in the bathroom all the time didn’t be? But then the [insta media selfies] followed by some [shirtless mirror pics]- those really got his character to tone up, some hair highlights and clear skin points, not to mention a decent set of teenage abs to pop. That easily lead into some healthy [jack off sessions to reflection]. Should of thought of it sooner, it was a vital part of Josh’s morning and night routine – mmm yeah even between classes right? In no time his sim had the confidence levels, decent buff bod, cocky smirk and blue eyed features of a jock in the making.

That wasn’t enough though. Having school made it harder to play but during classes he could easily hide his phone under his desk and start trading in IQ points for XP which really got him going. Like who the fuck needed to be all smart and shit? Yeah, like dumber the better. Dialing those down really got the cocky as fuck and bro meter rising.

As gym class came around, no time for some game, as he goofed around with his bros and got workout tips from the senior jocks. They were like so fucking jacked and cool, couldn’t help but overtly check out the large bulges in their gym shorts.

Seeing the jocks grunt and adjust their packages between sets gave him some game ideas come shower time. Some playing around would surely get him rising up the ranks and finally get his jock muscle ups. Jocks had to be horny right?

Mmm yeah just the thought of boning really got his cock all twitching awake, almost like it was getting bigger and thicker under his small towel. Yeah dumbass jocks needed big cocks. Why was he playing this shit game anyway? The showers were still goin in the locker room. He might not be ripped and jacked yet but there had to be a mouth or ass around hungry for this monster piece of meat. Besides he thought, slowly dropping his towel with a dumb grin on his face, he gotta level up.

jockbender:

Bro Maker Redux

“What the fuck, Brody, NO!” I shouted but it was too late.  I felt a sudden lurch as the pulse of energy from the powerful beam of the Bro Maker 3000 hit me full on, twisting and warping reality inside and around me.

When I’d used my Bro Maker 3000 to transform my neighbor’s preppy son William into the handsome, if stupid hunk Brody, I never dreamt for a moment he had a Bro Maker of his own or that the gang of hot frat bros who often hung around his pool were his previously transformed victims.

It all clicked into place now though.  I watched in disbelief as my arms rapidly swelled into perfectly sculpted pistons, built, as I was beginning to recall, through long sessions in the gym with Brody and my other bros.  My previously hairy body was now smooth as polished marble and looking down past thick, meaty pecs, I noticed that my previously loose swim shorts had transformed into lime green board shorts that looked sprayed on to my new, bulging thighs.

My head was getting fuzzy trying to process what was happening and I couldn’t work out why Brody was laughing at me so I decided to distract him with a gun show.  Yeah, fuckin’ take that bro!  I smirked at him as I popped a front double biceps, totally digging the horned up look on his face.

Brody was just like all the others, he knew an Alpha Bro when he saw one which is why he can’t get enough of worshiping my hot bod or taking my thick pole as it breeds his tight ass.

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sparkypupdd:

Rah Sarge

Try to resist, but it’s useless. The TEAM is stronger than you and tied you down and strapped the jock to you. It’s how the Team came to be, all of the initiated by the jock.

Look at that, your nerdy hair has already sorted itself out.

Also look at your body, muscles starting to grow in.

And the aggression? It’s just building isn’t it.

Look what you are, all you are now,

Just a dumb jock, just part of the

TEAM.

Three words: Giggle, twink, resistance

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I came here to surf. To calm down for a bit and to forget all this pressing issues. But now the see is dead, no good wave and now there is another rich prick driving around in his speed boat. I hate this guys.
Great, now he is coming my way. God could this day get any worse?
Now he is here I swear to god if I hear just one… dumb… woah… his eyes… can’t look away…
NO! I have to! He is trying to… to… give my pleasure… he… he is my mas- STOP IT! He wants to enslave us… ME! He wants to enslave me… But can’t you feel it? So good. SO good to look in his eyes! The pleasure… yes… I-I-I feel it! So good to look at him! Yes! Do what he says! Empty your Brain! Loose your mind! Get hard! It feels good to be empty… *moan* Yes, it feels good to be empty… You want to get hard for your master! *moan* hard… for master… im-im sooo hard *moan*
You’re hard! … im hard *moan*
You’re empty! … im empty *moan*
You’re a toy! … im a toy!
Now go on board! Get on your knees! And now suck it!
*giggle*

These two nerds decided to pledge to the frat, hoping to get at least a little social while away at college. They got the frats uniform…strange metallic shorts and as soon as the shorts touched their dicks they grew buffer as their brains filled with Cotten and the nerds became bros

Trump Bros

itsflyinglikeadragon:

isntthisrad:

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This gif demands a shy nerd-to-dumb jock bro transformation story.

http://gawker.com/people-places-and-things-you-can-blame-for-donald-tru-1775180922

People were starting to question, why was Trump doing so well? Headlines spun, “IS AMERICA THIS DUMB?” and all kinds of stuff. Nobody actually managed to figure out why. Whenever people tried to investigate, well they never came back with much apart from they switched their lives around.

These “bros” as they called themselves were the latest that attended. They were wearing suits when they walked in, but we had already started to change that. Now they felt more comfortable in their tank tops showing off their guns and how much of a proud American they were.

You can feel it now can’t you bro? We know who came here to try and figure out what’s going on. We tell everyone, considering they dumb down enough it wouldn’t make sense anyway.

The water you’re drinking? Yeah, you come here and drink our water? We need to teach you a lesson. That’s it, flex those guns. Remember dummy head, cross the right box on election day. What box is that?

Starting to get it now bro.

(Request for Anonymous)

You got a letter in the mail inviting you to sign up for a free summer training camp. You didn’t like sports much but you were so skinny you figured it couldn’t hurt, it even said quit anytime.

You get there and it’s full of dumb muscle bro types, just great. But you and a few others have to go to an orientation so maybe those guys were just the trainers or returning students or something? You go in and it looks like some kind of locker room, and you and they others get forced down from behind and forced to drink some kind of gator aid while watching a 2 hour looping video of some jocks flexing. When you get out you find it hard to think of anything but working out. Good luck bro cause your on the compounds fast track, next school year say bye bye grades, and hello football

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