So I primarily use the tumblr app from my iPhone and do all this, and two days ago the app updated and broke and won’t even open… so I’ll try to post from here but idk how pictures work from the browser so we will see what happens
Dog retirement home
Unrelated but this is just so sweet
Sweet stuff
He made the offering to the Rancher and the man said yes he’s take it. The next thing he remembered was sitting in the truck heading back to the Ranch knowing it’s home.
I want this to happen to me
Yee haw

Starting Wednesday the compound will be opening up to nerds who are ready to become real men! Personalized training and kidnapping…uh recruiting techniques will be greatly appreciated, and photos of your personal goals would be very helpful. Open registration begins Wednesday May 11.
(Basically I’m opening up to requests again starting Wednesday but hopping to reboot the compound since that seemed popular)

“I’ll be a couple more minutes,” sighed Aaron as he reminded his brother, yet again, that he would lend him his room soon enough. He just had some experimenting to do. He recently had purchased a frame, some kind of odd one with writing on the side that he couldn’t pronounce, let alone understand. But the frame was odd, inside of the frame was a mirror though the woman who sold it to him, definitely said it was for a photograph. As he picked it up, rubbing his hands over it, he dropped it in surprise as a random thought of seeing the new Captain America: Civil War trailer flitted across his mind and caused him to see something in the mirror.
Was it real? Was he real? As he felt the desire to continue caressing the mirror, he fell back into what seemed like a hypnotic slumber. His feet growing large as his toes clenched on the table in his room, his shirt had more than disappeared as hair sprouted on his growing abs and his jeans were well on their way, ripped and torn asunder to make room for his muscular calves. His eyes dropped as he stared down at the frame and no longer saw a mirror, but a photograph of himself in still-motion; Chris Evans.
He tried to fight it, tried to tell himself that he wasn’t Chris Evans, he was some normal college kid that had just gone back home to visit family. And yet he couldn’t deny what was in front of him, as a moan escaped his eerie pants as a bulge began to form in his now considerably tight jeans. It was clear that no matter whether he liked it or not, he was now Chris Evans, in the flesh at least. His mind was turning into mush, almost as if he wanted to simply fall asleep and in a few more moments, his grip on the photograph would loosen, his eyes would shut and he would do nothing more than obey and create another frame, for another
unlucky guy.
tranced boys actually think they’re puppy bffs.
Reblog if you’ve formed a meaningful relationship with someone you met online.

“Pledge” art by meaninglez
The dumb bro pledges never thought that it was strange that Alpha Rho Sigma looked like the spelling of “Ape” but once they join they sure figure it out
















