playernumber13:

used to be a hipster always goin to coffee shops and talkin poetry and shit. then the TEAM got him in training. got all that lame shit outta his head and replaced it with jocking up dumbing down and gettin swole. hes a football beast now bros. hits the gym every day with those headphones tellin him what to think. which aint much i mean look at that blank look. his brains good an fried now bros cuz he just needs football an TEAM in there.

29-year old college graduate. Played hockey. 6’5″, 240, blonde hair, blue eyes from Minnesota. Applying for a transformation, please.

tomgungy:

Oh? A blank transformation form? That’s one heck of an opportunity! Let’s see if we can’t get a little direction from your background though.

You’re a college graduate. That’s nice. Being about thirty is a nice age as well. You played hockey, which is a great sport. I personally think that you’d be better suited to basketball with that height, however! On top of the blonde hair and blue eyes, you’re just the peak of genetic perfection aren’t you?

This puts quite a bit of pressure on me then. What’s the transformation you give to the guy who has everything naturally? Perhaps…

Okay, I think I might have something. Follow me.


This week is the the celebration of the Father Bear, a keeping sacred in nature and indulgent in practice held by the Brotherhood of Bears. That’s why you may notice so many naked, furry men are in the halls of the Foundation today. The week long holiday brings bears from all around the world to the Foundation. There is one in particular I’d like you to meet though.

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This is one of the Foundation’s bathrooms, but more importantly, that is the famous “Sea Bear” in the tub. You’ve never heard of him? But he’s so famous in the bear community! He is known far and wide for his penchant for excessive bathing to gorgeous effect.

Why did I want you here? Well, don’t be rude. I want you to bath with him. Don’t scoff! Some people pay to get in a tub with this man! You’re still not getting the whole picture, are you? Look, just take off you clothes and get in the tub. There will be no judgement, and it’s there’s room enough that you don’t even have to touch. Come on!

There! That wasn’t so bad, was it? I’m so excited to see the legendary Sea Bear work his magic! Do you feel it yet? They say it’s a warm tingle that starts near your butt. It feels like you just farted, but there are no bubbles. Then the hair starts growing all over along with the tattoos. You become more masculine and fat bulges out with the muscle.

Then come the thoughts. You realize that you’re a cub, that the man across the tub from you is your daddy, and you’re his little cub. You just go head over heels for your daddy. I can tell that that’s true from the way you’re blushing.

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Aw, look at that smile! Yes, you’re going to be a a great lil’ cub here, aren’t you? You’ll probably be leaving with you’re daddy’s sleuth though. He has to sure none of the Brotherhood he leads gets into trouble, and they’re all cute little cubs like you.

Hi, I was meant to meet the boss today of this company, he said something about giving me an investment to start my own business? I can’t wait, I even quit my job at the shoe store for this.

tomgungy:

You’re here to meet Mr. Thomas Gungy? My, that is a rare honor! I will have to check the schedule though. Something that important requires confirmation. He is the head of the entire Foundation for Transformation. His time is rather precious here.

Oh, dear. It doesn’t seem he has any appointments for now. Are you sure you weren’t supposed to come later? You’re sure? And you were supposed to meet the Tom Gungy? Oh, wait a second! There was a special note left here from the boss. I’m willing to bet… Yep! It’s for you. Well, it’s about you. It saws that I’m supposed to show you to…

Oh, you’re in for a treat. Follow me.


Apparently the boss really loved your business idea, but he is not simply investing. It ends up that he took your plans and implemented them here at the Foundation. He was very excited about it. He even said that he want ed no profits from the business. He simply wanted the Foundation to house such a brilliant idea.

Ah, here it is. It’s even fairly close to the lobby.

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What do you think? Granted, this is a tad different from what you had in mind, but you will find that a harem is a great business. There are only a few differences from your plan. First, you are the overseer, or “master” to those who work here, instead of the boss. Then you have to rent your product instead of selling it. Lastly, it’s fun.

Come on. All of these guys are extremely nice. I talk to them every time I get the chance. You just have to come to terms with the fact that they’re more likely to greet you with filletio than they are to shake your hand. I frankly wish that more people took up this practice.

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Oh, I just remembered. The boss does have one small angle on this. You see the hookahs distributed throughout the place? Those are the Foundation brand’s. They are specially designed to be nonaddictive, relaxing, and easy to use no matter how little experience you’ve had with inhaled relaxants.

Why don’t you give it a try? One of the harem boys should help you out. That’s right. Just inhale nice and deep. See? With a regular hookah you’d be coughing and sputtering like a dying car, but here you are working it like a pro. Also, you get to feel nice and relaxed right off the bat.

By the way, how do you feel about the harem now? It is a pretty good idea isn’t it? I’m glad you had it. Otherwise all of this planning would have gone to waste. It’s a good thing that you smoked that hookah. It has a marvelous way of relaxing you… and your brain. With a lax overseer like you in charge, everyone will get to have fun.

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