ace-puppy:

dom-plays-with-dolls:

pirate-king-of-trance:

hypnorotica:

mike-peace:

This was supposed to be up last thursday, but I could only do that now.

Well, this means that this week we’ll have two comics =D

Not everything is bad.

This is beautiful.  Give this guy a World’s Best Dad mug.

I approve of this dad!

Oh dear lord, @hypnosis-slave…without hyperbole, without exaggeration, I swear to everyone reading this, this will be us.

I can’t even begin to explain how much i love this! Thank you mike-peace

Dad: “uh I can explain”

Reblog if you would date a robot. I’m not a robot I’m just asking for a friend. I have skin.

punlich:

kiloueka:

punlich:

kiloueka:

is it your own skin though? As in you grew it, on your own body, from birth?

This skin was grown yes. On a human body. That is mine. I’m not a robot

Ok ok I’ll believe you… If you first tell me what this says:

image

I don’t need to prove myself to you how dare you, I love breathing oxygen

Haha I love the image code

After gym class he had noticed that his clothes were missing from his locker. All that was in there were a pair of basketball shorts and a tank that said “education is important but big biceps are importanter” it sounded like something a dumb jock would say. He knew it must have been them messing with him, but it was this or no clothes at all. Once he put the clothes on they hung from his body, they were meant for someone way bigger.

Then suddenly he felt a strange jolt go through his body. His hair got shorter and turned a lighter brown color. His muscles on his arms, chest, and legs grew. Bulging out until suddenly the clothes for him. A cap appeared on his head and his hand involuntarily twisted it backwards as he looked at himself in the mirror. His arm flexed against his will and he pulled out his phone and took a pic. His brain started to shrink as he started to lose what he learned in school. The words that were on the shirt echoed in his mind, turning into all consuming thoughts. He only cared about working out, sports, and muscles now.

“Big biceps are always importanter! Huhuhuh” he shouted and then let out a dumb laugh. His eyes dulled as he’s face took on a dumb look. Only needs cared about school.

chasm-the-brocerer:

The hat pulls out the essence of the current owner and replaces it with the previous.

This dude got lucky, sorta. The last owner was a hot boarder jock. The last owner was sexy as fuck. The last owner was dumb as a rock.

It’s cool Bruh, just go skate. Not everyone is cut out to actually make a difference. There’s gotta be eye candy. Plus you were sick of that old life anyway. Better go please that cock bro. It’s the only thing you got going on for you, that and your pretty face.