The big muscle man opened the gates for the new recruits who thought this was some kind of outdoor workout program. However this was actually the compound where ready made jocks and frat boys, and various other forms of eye candy are made. And soon after their first few treatments they will realize they aren’t allowed to leave, and realize that soon, they will be just like the bro who let them in

chasm-the-brocerer:

Dude, finally got the chance to be that jock, you know like those fuckers in school.

Fuck school bro, look at these guns. Fuck, got me a new job training and shit. The dude who gave this to me, he said I had to give up that old thinking shit. I’m like so happy bro. Ho see him, I think his name was Dan or Dante…oh shit Dexter, yeah he’s the best.

Me next! Me next!

chasm-the-brocerer:

You were so smart, top of your class in everything but never was it good enough. I told you that your  desires would burn through if I fucked you and I knew what you wanted. You were such a sweetheart I even told you that we could just go half way. But apparently the pleasure was too much, your mind is now pretty vacant =, but you are one beautiful man now. Once I came, the look glazed over in your eyes and you simply left. Apparently, however, you made it onto one or four of those porn sites and a webcam to boot. You seem happier now, all that potential  gone, but so is the stress

thesneakshaveit:

[Request] Can you transform me into a frat boy?

Now, now which nerd did you beat up to write that for you? I know you think computers are stupid bro but you should be worrying about those pecs mate, not gonna pump themselves. Yea bro, you know you wanna wear those sneaks, baller shorts and half cut off shirts, gotta show those nerds whose boss bro. Thats right bro, flex for me.

Woah bro, you found another bro? Yea I know him, did the same to him I did to you a few months back. Meet your new bro, bro. Now get out there and destroy those dweebs.