orrinotica:

I’ll make a deal with you faggot, give me one minute playing with your cock and if I can’t make it hard then I’ll leave you alone forever. If you get hard then you have to fuck me and cum that straight sperm inside me. 

Wow what’s this? You must like this rubbing against my smooth ass cause it feels like a hefty boner you’ve got, to me. 

You what? You are really thinking about cock? What if I move my ass in this direction, in circles? You like that? Just look for a little while…

Wow stop starting at it, so typical. All you straight guys act the same. Let me guess… you’re thinking about my tight pussy and how it’s gunna feel sliding in? Wow, you really can’t stop staring can you? Do you normally leak this much? 

Woah, did you just finger my pussy? You’re want that wet, warm hole don’t you. Look at you, still fingering. You don’t want to stop I see. Look what you’re doing to my tits, they’re getting so big and bouncy for straight guys like you to play with. Go ahead, I see you staring. Just slide that straight cock in… ohh fuck your cock… feels so natural. Now all you’re thinking about is seeding me aren’t you? 

orrinotica:

“WaAiT!”

“Wait, Huh? My voice is lower?” 

“And that flash—-”

“Why am I having thoughts about handjobs and… girls… girls giving handjobs.

“It’ll feel so good….” … “Wait—–”

“But It feels good to think about handjobs from beautiful women.”

“Nothing else matters anymore, except handjobs from beautiful women.”

“Hold u– why am I thinking like this… These…”

“…Sexy babes, sexy chicks, any bitch I can get to touch my dick and jack me off will feel so good.”

“Fuck this feels so good, thinking about handiess.”

“She loves stroking my straight dick.” 

“My straight dick, fuck. I’m straight?”

“I just want her to stroke my dick!”

“No, wait! Fuck…. I hav– to- I only need….”

“I’m cumming!”

“No– hold it.”

“IS THIS ALL IT TAKES? I just started!” 

“Ughhh– Her hand…. her hand…. it feels so good.”

“Fukkkkkk fuck fuck!”

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“Your next dude” Jake shouted as he and Mike pointed at you.

“Next…..for what?” You ask nervously as your usual biology club friends were all dressed in camo and fake animal skin costumes, drinking the same beer you had just taken a drink from. You and your bio club members had just passed a big test and decided to unwind with a little party, just some music, movies, and beer. You just got back from the bathroom to find your friends bigger and in these strange outfits and had just taken your first sip of beer. The guys were ooking and grunting as they scratched themselves “next to join tribe” Jake said in a simplifying language and deeper voice.

Suddenly you felt strange as your muscles ached and grew out. Your skinny frame swelling into big almost jock like proportions. You felt intense itching as thicker, darker hair began to grow all over your body. You looked down to see your pants morph into a pair of leopard print shorts, your shirt reduced to a leopard print strap across your chest, exposing…no showing off…your strong, thick, hairy chest. You suddenly felt the urge to drink more of the beer as you started to feel the war paint haphazardly smear itself across your chest. You were becoming the war chief of a new band of jungle men warriors. All thoughts of math and science fading and giving way to survival and hunting instincts. Soon the jungle beer will warp reality around you and your dorm will become your new jungle home. You were next to join the tribe and with you it will be unstoppable!

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I just want to say I’ve been hearing a lot of positive things from several of you recently and I want to say thank you. Sometime I harshly judge my own writing so to hear that so many of you like it means a lot. I know its tf porn to get people off but it’s still my work so it means a lot to know that people like what I do. I haven’t ever gotten any harshness or criticism that I know some tumblers deal with so thank you. You guys are amazing fans, you love my stuff and are patient with me. Thank you guys it really helps