himboheaven:

w20l:

Being a dumb, stupid, airhead is the best. It is fun to be dumb; dumb boys have more fun and are happier. Thinking can be hard, and it’s just the most stressful thing to have to think for yourself and make your own choices. Look at the boy: see how mindless and happy he is sucking on his lollipop like a juicy cock. No thoughts but My thoughts and no will but My will. All you and he want to do is obey, please, and serve Master Stephen and His Cock, Balls, and Cum. Master Stephen’s Cock, Balls, and Cum are the best. Every day, you will become dumber and dumber and your I.Q will drop more and more as you stroke and absorb brainwashing from My sexy posts every day, learning what’s really important. Be a good boy now and thank Master Stephen for giving you the gift of blissful stupidity

Reblogged with Master Stephen’s permission.

This is proof that a himbo doesn’t have to be smart to be a GOOD boy. Dumb is bliss.

Source: w20l

cannibal-chow:

“Look at the little puppy he’s so cute!” Some random lady said as I walked my new pup in the park. “Wolfie they like you” I tell him and he shakes his butt in excitement at all the praise he’s getting. “Wolfie is happy Master” he tells me panting with his tongue out. Kinda hard to believe that this cute little pup used to be a PC gamer who had some muscles but also some fat. I wanted to help him so I talked to him on kik and kept calling him Wolfie to see if it’d catch on. Well let’s say that one day he got mad at me for saying it and logged off. He laid on hid bed but he yelled a bit in pain as a headache came on and felt something strange happen to his stomach. He watched as all the fat disappeared and became toned, well this boy freaked out and could only watch his body become the perfect twink body shape. His butt became a nice plump bubble butt then his hair went from long to short. All that was left was his mind. He tried so hard to resist Wolfie but he just gave in after he knew he couldn’t last any longer. He smiles and panted and went back to the phone. I was still kinda worried I went too far. But I see a notification saying “Master it’s me Wolfie I ruff you.” I smiled and you can see where this went.

Source: tfs-galore

A Gaymer Giveaway!

orangehares:

corphish:

corphish:

corphish:

corphish:

THIS IS MY FIRST GIVEAWAY! 😀

Celebrating my new URL and I recently reached a follower goal and decided I would like to give back to all of you who have had to deal with my entire blog changing and those that I have met along the way. Thank you all for being so kind, so no I am giving back to you.

There will be 2 winners!

Prizes:

New Nintendo 3ds XL

A pair of Versace underwear

A Charizard cosplay pikachu (one I actually won at a pokemon tourament)

A ‘Bara in training’ Tank

If you’re interested of participating it’s really easy to do you just gotta follow the rules!

~RULES~

  • You dont have to be following me but, I will add an extra entry if you do/are. (this is for my followers after all)
  • Reblog as much as you want (every reblog will count as an entry but please dont spam your followers)
  • ABSOLUTELY NO CONTEST BLOGS. (I will check)
  • Liking counts as an extra note
  • Keep your ask boxes open ~ i will be sending asks via tumblr message, and the winner will have 48 hours to respond! if they don’t, i will have to pick another winner.

***The giveaway will end one month from now on August 24th, 12 A.M. EST.***

I’ll also ship internationally. 😉

If this gets over 2,500 notes I’ll add 8 more prizes. They won’t be as big as the main two but you get the option of choosing between:
a jockstrap or
a cute little eveelution plush.

Just letting you all know that there are only two weeks left! Thanks for all the support and you guys are all amazing. 💕

THIS ENDS IN THREE DAYS. WOAHHJHJ!!!

I want it all!!, i want it now!!!

your a dumb piece of meat, ain’t ya? How’d you get so dumb or were you always this way?

jockedguy:

Fuck, feels so good to hear that. Just a dumb piece of meat. MEAT. Meathead. Dumb as fuck. Uhhh… I think I got this way cuz I stopped bein all smart and shit bro. Sorta. I just started workin out more and watchin football n gettin more gear an shit. Fuckin love gear bro. Uhh sorry got distracted. I aint worn boxers or nothin for months now. Only UA compression shorts, the long kind, so ppl can see em if I sit down. Fuckin awesome huh?? Thanx for the ask bro. KEEP EM COMIN

Proud of all the dumb hunks of meat out there, good luck with your progress you set a great example for us all

facebookhotes:

Hot guys from America found on Facebook. Follow Facebookhotes.tumblr.com for more.

Submissions always welcome jlsguy2008@gmail.com or on my page. Be sure and include where the submission is from

Another set of promising young students at the compound. Getting their smarts beat out of them (both literally and not literally) and getting ready to become the dumb bros they need to be, but the process, the training and the drugs all seem to be working on this group

musclebeastss:

musclehunkymen:

HOT Biceps!

“Huhuhhhuh mikey u look smart and shit” laughed rob as he took a photo of his friend sitting in his bosses chair, pretending to be more than a blue collar worker. “Huhuhuh me is in charge. Me muscle boss” mikey said, flexing dumbly. They heard a door shut and ran to the door back to the construction site. You would never guess Michael used to be a career driven graduate of Harvard.

Source: hardtrainer01

harvzilla:

pupamp submission: Needs a story? 😜

Clothes make the man, but they’d have to be human clothes to begin with and what Tyler got in that mysterious package were definitely not meant to be human clothes. His fanbase loved seeing him play the pup, such a happy and mindless dog he made. One of his more magically inclined fans cast a few spells on an outfit to make sure Amp was the character that got the front seat in Tylers mind.

Tyler being such a peacock for showing himself off immediately pulled the outfit on after tearing the box it came in to pieces, not even noticing the strangely sparkly shine each piece had to it. As each piece was placed on his body weird compulsions began to enter his mind, he pulled the socks on and suddenly found himself on his knees, not remembering having fell to them, shaking it off he pulled on the jock and again found himself on all fours with no memory of changing his position, his ass wagging against his will. Ignoring these weird spouts of amnesia Tyler wreslted with the harness and managed to pull it on when he became aware he could no longer move his arms, he tried to move his whole body but found he was completely immobile except his head. In a shiver of fear he yelled out for help,  the mail man walked right into his room and stroked his head. “Need some help boy?” he said softly to the statuesque Tyler, and with that he pulled the puppy hood off the bed and pulled it onto Tylers head. As soon as the mask was in place a burst of energy shot through Tylers mind and body and he began panting and barking happily, jumping around on all 4s with aparently no memory or ability of how to move in anyway but on all 4′s. The mailman smiled and fastened Amps collar around his neck and gave him a belly rub. “Feeling better Amp? That other guy is going to spend some time in the doghouse” Amp looked up at his master and carried on wagging his tail confused but uncaring of the weird things his master was saying.

Source: harvzilla