I’d buy it
He’s ready to spar, you ready to join him?
No…I…yet…uh yeah coach I’m ready huhuh
I “made” a Chronivac. Thanks for the picture orangehares
You can see more here.
The chonivac stories on CYOC are my favouritte TF trigger. I really love seeing visual stuff related to it!
Yes they finally made it
“Dont wanna be dum!”
Just got this text submission from dontwannabejocked. Idiot should’ve sent it as an ask, as formatting my response is extra work, though I guess a strong desire to SUBMIT is just part of the jockification that he’s going through. But still, what a stupid meathead. From now on, please submit only pictures, and send any text you want a public response to via my ASK button.
Bro, you gotta help me!
I cant fite this nymore. I am trying to still be smart and stuff, but it is so hard! You know what else is hard? My big fucking dick which I jock off all the time! It feels soooo good bro, especially when i flex my hard muscles lol!
See what I mean? Ever since I listened to that coach recording I got spammed in my email (I dont even know how to use email now) I am just so horny all the time. Each time I cum, I can feel myself getting dumber. I used to be a real smart and classy guy, but that’s all gone now.
It started with just feeling really warm. I had to ditch all my suits and ties and only wear shorts and tank tops. I felt more comfortable, but I got fired (i couldn’t remember how to do software stuff anymore anyway). I got the only job I could be smart enough for, working at front in the gym. I got more interested in the gym, and was soon lifting weights. I tried to fight it, but I became hooked. I cant stop now.
What’s worst is I catch myself acting so differently. I woz real polite before… Sometimes I find myself scratching, or burping or ‘the other’ gas and not caring. Or worse, trying to impress my jock friends.
I think someone is following me. When I am acting my most dumb it’s like I can feel someone behind me. I dont know who they are, but I dont know much of anything anymore. I feel like I should follow them. What should I do, bro? It would be pretty sweet to get some sweet daddy to look afta a muscled jock like me, nah mean?
Anyway, brah, I gotta go. Gym is opening soon. Sides, I just farted and it fucking REAKS, gotta clear the room lolololol. It’s probs the protein shakes but I ain’t stopping them brah!!
I don’t know what to tell ya. As far as I know, there is no cure to the recording. Keep me updated on your progress, if you can still read and write.
The fuel in the car was getting really low on the road trip. Thankfully there was a stop in a mile where hopefully I could fill up.
When I got there it was empty like much of the road.
I went into pay and the middle aged man, obviously a redneck from these parts, looks slightly suspicious but takes my my money anyway. I turn to walk out and I feel something on my head. I pull my arms up and feel a cap on my head,
“How-do, looks like we got a new pair of hands ere”
I turned back to look at the guy. No wait something sounded off, guy? I know this guy? I couldn’t really think,
“Get rid of that on yer yapper and skedaddle. Your maw could do with a hand”
Oh yeah maw, huhu it can be hard to thinks around here. I go up to my room and take my shirt off, not like it’s needed when working out on the ranch.
This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years.
If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life.
Sure why not.
I made $100 the day after I reblogged one of these damn posts after being broke for awhile. I believe in miracles and the money snake now okay!!
sorry… really need money right now
Handless millionaire? But sure I need money
I would like to think he has dumb jock bro darts in that gun. That if he shot you, you’d turn into a dumb jock bro. That would make world dumbmination far more easy.
Yeah then he’d suit you up with your own gun so you can spread the dumb fun
Yesterday he was the rising football star up North and a yuppie in general, today a camo wearing redneck in the South. Probably that drink last night. He’s still dumb as a brick. That didn’t change. The next thing that will change? That disgusting mop of hair. High and tight, perhaps? Or just shave it down? Maybe he’ll start to develop that cute Southern accent next too.
Pic taken from http://guysineedtofck.tumblr.com
“Look at this idiot,” said the guy on the left as he pointed at himself. “No bro, I’m a bigger idiot,” said the guy on the right as he gave himself a thumbs up. The bro on the right was the latest jock boy on the team. The friendly competition of who is dumber is a common thing with the team. The winner loses more intelligence.
And on the team, everyone is a winner.
He had bought the silly tattoo sleeve from eBay thinking it’d go great for his party box. They looked pretty unique compared to the 100s of others on eBay from China.
When it arrived he tried it on straight away. Satisfied with the look he started to get changed for the gym.
Working like intended, he forgot entirely about the sleeve. In fact, was there anything to forget? Forgetting those smarts in his brain? They weren’t there.
At the gym he placed the cap on his head. His muscles looked extra pumped up today or some shit like that.
Muscle Tf Lover 