Kevin had been a straight A student, he had a 4.0 in high school, got accepted into multiple colleges and was president of many clubs. The only thing he didn’t like was sports. He was going to be the Valedictorian of the high school graduation. But coach made a deal with a coach from one of the colleges Kevin got accepted into. The school was low on football players so they simply had to make more or lose funding.

The coach went to Kevin’s house to congratulate him and had slipped something into the soda Kevin was drinking. It was a special formula to drain his brain, pump up his muscles, and get him ready for football at his new college. This picture was taken just before he left for his speech, boy he was gonna embarrass himself when he’s too dumb to remember his speech…