maxhockeyjock:

Yea, bro, I can see you starin at me. Wishin you was me. Check out this gun, bro. I can see you like it too. Its my pride and fuckin joy.

I used to be like you, bro. Lookin at other dudes and thinkin, fuck, thats who I wanna be. Yea, its hard to look away from my gun, aint it? Huhuhuh, dont lie bro. You cant stop fuckin lookin. Bet its even turnin you on, bro. Thats cool, bro. Guys get fuckin hard all the time when they see me showin off my gun.

See, now your gonna want one of your own aint ya bro? Man, it pumps up so fuckin nice bro. Just think, you layin here next to me us both in our UA shorts flexin an grinnin an everyones fuckin lookin at us.. cmon bro, you know you fuckin want that badder then anything, dont you. I can see it in your eyes bro, that lil spark … dude thats whats gonna get you to the fuckin gym bro, liftin, workin out, bro. All for a sweet set of guns and a killer ripped body.

Course, theres some tradeoffs. Ya gotta focus so hard on liftin an shit that alot of other stuff kinda gets dropped. Stuff ya thought you wanted to do and be… but seriously bro. Isnt it fuckin worth it? I mean, check out my fuckin gun… keep starin. Your gonna be an awesome bro. I can fuckin tell.

Source: classicbros

musclelover4826:

maxhockeyjock:

We’re gonna take your brains and split em up between us. I’m gonna be a doctor, Cliff’s gonna be a lawyer, and Brian’s gonna be … uh, somethin else smart. You? You’re just gonna focus on your muscles and working out, bro. That’s what you want, isn’t it? Mind-fucked and dumb. We deserve it anyway, and we know you agree. Get ready, “bro.” Here it comes….

“Uh here wha comes?”

“Yeah that’s it dude, I can feel his brains already”

“Huhuhuh what am I doin’ here I gotta hit the fuckin gym bro!”

Source: jockedguy

musclelover4826:

It wasn’t a bad idea to go to the beach to just relax and study a bit in the fresh air. I almost never get the chance to be outside, what with being in an advanced program at school and all. Still I figured this fresh air could help me relax. Well it didn’t, these stupid surfer dudes were running around with a frisbee and shouting back and forth. Yeah try doing AP physics with all that going on.

So naturally I yelled at them, telling them I was doing work. They just laughed and one of them said something like “bruh you got to the beach to chill and have fun not study” he then invited me to “chill” with them, I refused but in a polite way. Still the guy wouldn’t take no for an answer, maybe 10 minutes later he and 2 others came over and picked me up and threw me into the water and started laughing. I used my poor swimming skills to get out now completely soaked. They offered me a white pair of board shorts. I figured I had no choice and went to a booth to change. I had to take my shirt off too since that was soaked. I was a bit embarrassed. My skin was pale as hell and I didn’t have a particularly attractive body. I went back to my books and laid out my clothes so the sun could dry them.

Suddenly my notes didn’t make any sense. It was a bunch of weird Greek symbols. They mean something in the problem right? I just couldn’t remember. I tried checking my book but that looked like nonsense too. WHAT THE FUCK! My muscles felt sore as they budged out, my skin tingled as it suddenly took on a hot ass tan. My hair turned darker and grew out into a messy style. My glasses got blurry so I took them off. My feet grew nice a big to support myself on a board. I looked down at the text book on the ground, AP physics? Yeah right like I’d ever be smart enough to get into that class. Huhuhuhuh I’m way to dumb for that. So what the fuck am I doin’ here? One of my bros calls out for me to join in frisbee. Oh that’s right I’m here chillaxing with my favorite bruhs

dumbbro:

You thought all that thinking was getting you somewhere huh bro? What was it doing for you, leaving you weak and pathetic dude? No friends cos you were so uptight. Look Broseph, now that you are mine, you are going to be so much happier huhuh. First thing is first, no more reading shit, no more hard convos dude. But what? Oh your life, no, you see I will be taking over that. First we get your fucking hair cut bro, then you are gonna see my friend, hes real good making people into bros. By the tiem your done bro, you are gonna be just like your Big bro and a dumbass huhuh. Feel it already bro? Your mind is changin, getting rid of all those smart ass degrees,, yea bro, your mine

Source: moments-of-ecstasy

musclelover4826:

Todd (on the left): yeah dude you cracked so easily

Matt (on the right): yeah it was almost not fun at all dude

Bryan (in the middle): uh wha?

Todd: yeah bet you don’t remember being an honors student

Bryan: the fuck you talking about?

Matt: yeah dude you tried your best to stay a nerdy little fuck, but damn you tired out quickly or some shit I guess

Bryan: what’s wrong with you dudes, I ain’t no nerdy smart ass, who the fuck wants to be like dat

The three laughed as they walked off to go play football in the park across the street

Source: buddhist-boy

playernumber37:

This is the gearhead of Sigma Nu… he has 25+ pairs of sneakers: Jordans, Nikes, adidas, Supra, Timberland, Reebok, Under Armour… he has just as many fitted caps in as many colors to match his kicks… he has as many tanks as shirts, even a few multi-colored crew socks (red, blue, green)… He used to have a fairly decent life with a bunch of intelligent, political-minded friends, but the day came when he saw that particular Nike in the window of the Foot Locker and something stirred way deep inside of him. Though the pair was $175.00 and it left him broke for a week, he was hooked. Soon enough, he was spending every cent on more gear. His friends commented on how materialistic he was becoming, and slowly started to drift in a sort of bewildered disgust.

He didnt care, at least not anymore. He was maybe becoming slightly obsessive. He didn’t care.

One day on the street, sporting a two-hued pair of blue Nike dunks, blue Jordan crew socks, black/blue/white Jordan baller shorts, a Nike tank (in black and blue) and a black fitted reading “SWAG” in white, he saw a guy in white Jordans, black crew socks, white Jordan baller shorts, black tshirt, and a white Nike fitted. He couldn’t stop looking at the guy. It was only when he suddenly high-fived a shirtless guy walking by him (shouting “Bro!”) as he did that he caught a glimpse of letters on the back of his shirt: “ΣΝ”

He rushed as soon as he could, and soon fell completely into his gear obsession. This group of friends understood, hell, even swapped gear. He was finally home.

Source: jockedguy

dalhyp:

wesleybracken:

He just said that he wanted to play a little game. Simon Says—I mean, how harmless does that sound? Well, it was fun at first—flexing when he flexed, jacking off as he jacked off…but then, well, I couldn’t stop. The smoking freaked me out, the cigars I had to buy when he went out, and we came home at the exact same time. I did my best to smoke them just like he did, and he taught me all about it. When I was bad—when I couldn’t copy him—that was the only time I was free…well, not really free. The only time I wasn’t copying him. Every punishment is different. Sometimes I just fuck myself with a dildo, or pump up my nipples and play with them until I cum. But I’ve gotten better, I haven’t been punished like that in weeks.

Now, we dress the same. We talk the same. We smoke the same. I…I think I’m even starting to think like him. To want what he wants, the same fetishes, the same turnons. The smoking, well, at first it was just a habit, but now…now it makes my dick as hard as a rock. Now, the dildo’s, fuck, I just want someone to fuck me so bad. 

He tells me that I’ve almost won, that the game is almost over. How much longer is he going to keep playing with me? Days? Weeks? Probably no more than a month. I’m…I’m almost ready, after all. Almost ready to be his son, yeah, his hot, sexy, cigar smoking son. Gonna be just like my daddy, I love my daddy so much…

This is the single hottest story I’ve read here. I hope that daddy and son are together and happy. 

Yes, that was great

Source: 19999992