
Chad & Brody
Meet Chad and Brody. They look every inch the preened gym bros don’t they? What if told you that this morning, youthful eighteen year old Chad was a forty five year old history professor at my college or that his twenty one year old brah Brody was in fact Dave Salter, one of his best grad students?
It seems hard to believe doesn’t it? Well, I don’t blame you for being sceptical but the truth is that I did this to them as punishment for making me look stupid when I got a question wrong during classes the other day.
Don’t believe me? Well, you should, you see I’m someone you don’t want to piss off, at least not since my iPhone got zapped during a power surge a week ago. Ever since then, I’ve found that anyone I take a photo of is transformed into a total jock stud. I found out by accident only the next day when my roomie asked for a decent photo of himself to put on some dating site. One second he was Paul Jones standing there looking slouchy in his usual hoodie and jeans and the next moment he’d transformed into this bulked up, tanned guy in gym gear with a backwards baseball cap neatly perched on his head. The weird thing was that no one noticed except me. Everyone else remembered me rooming with Xander, the douchy bro studying Business who acted like he owned the place and tried to hit on anything in a skirt.
Although Xander was a total idiot, he did have a hot body which compensated slightly for his behaviour, untidiness and lack of smarts and of course, I was thrilled by the interesting possibilities for revenge and mayhem offered by my cursed phone.
So it was that after classes the next week when I heard that the prof was going to give Dave a lift home, I surreptitiously crept outside so I could be nearby as they got into the Prof’s car. As they settled into their respective seats, I snapped the camera on my phone and, just as with Paul/Xander, the transformation quickly took effect.
The results fulfilled my wildest expectations. In a matter of seconds, the Prof and his snotty sidekick Dave were gone, replaced by two buff looking jock bros, Chad and Brody. Even the car changed from a beat up old Toyota into a metallic red Camaro that suited their new appearance and lifestyle.
As I left them to head off to some bar or the beach, or maybe even one or other of their rooms, I chuckled to myself and wondered about finding that traffic cop who gave me a ticket the other week. He’d look great in a stringer vest, basketball shorts and high-tops!




















