Tag: nextgenboy

nextgenboy:

“In the year 20xx, all males are forced to become dumb bros…”

[Author note: not sure where I wanted to go with this… just stuck in my drafts.]

These nerds were once part of an honor society, but the “Bro Act of 20XX” more or less made those illegal. You see there was finally a women president and she was very nervous, as he actions would determine the future of women politicians. She decided, which the help of some scientists, that of all men were dumb, they’d never want political power cause they wouldn’t know what to do with it. These honors kids got invited to a trip to meet the president herself…this pic was taken very shortly after the meeting.

nextgenboy:

Coach had three vacancies to fill for the game tonight. #81 was forced to become a dumb jock boy with the eyeblack and jock formula. Goodbye nerd. #85 was excited and drunk down the dumb jock boy formula. Ah, the ones who want to please their parents are easy. #97 wasn’t sure but took the dumb jock boy formula. You can see the confusion. No going back now, boy. No going back for any of them.

nextgenboy:

/you are confronted by two dumb jocks on the FB team/

Why don’t you play sports, bruh?

– I don’t like them.

You don’t like sports? Well, that’ll change soon bruh. 

– I LOVE SPORTS. But I can’t play them.

You can’t play sports? That’ll change too bruh. 

– I LOVE TO PLAY SPORTS. 

You think we look dumb? Go look in a mirror bruh. Huhhuh.

– Huhuhuh. Bruh, I look awesome in this gear. Let’s go play football!

nextgenboy:

He felt weird wearing this jock stuff at first but once his now-older bro told him all cool guys wear bright and noticeable clothing like this, he started to love them. His formerly pale skin and greasy hair are long gone, he used to be just another guy in the crowd. He would forget about his old life. Luckily for him, his entire wardrobe has been replaced with bright, and some would say obnoxiously so, jock clothing. It’ll look great on him. He’ll definitely be noticed now. 

nextgenboy:

You admire jock boys. The perfect, blinding teeth. The toned muscles. The charisma and pheromones oozing from their pores. You can see it in their eyes. An emptiness. It makes their eyes hypnotic. You can’t help but stare into them. He catches you staring at him. He introduces you to Coach and before you know it, you will change and join him. You see another young man staring and smile at him… soon.

nextgenboy:

[[ 500 FOLLOWER SPECIAL ]]

He found this tank in his backpack. He’s not sure who put it there or why but it had to be a joke by the college jocks. He’s a bit on the fat side, you see. And pretty nerdy here at the college. But what he failed to realize is that the tank was alive and needed a host. The tank crawled out of his backpack in the night, ate all of his existing clothes which laid strung about the floor. It climbs up the bed and under the covers…

The next morning, he sees himself taking a selfie of somebody he doesn’t know. His body is muscular. His voice is different. His attitude is more cocky. He comes off dumber now. He’s locked away as this tank changes and devours his person. He feels himself fading away as the day goes by. The muscular body controlled by the tank walks towards an open gym bag and places a similar tank in it…

It’s your bag.