nextgenboy:

The former nerds aren’t smart enough now. The world needs more manual laborers, not smart people. They put on the hard hat, clothes morphed, tats formed, interests changed, eyes grew dull and it was all over. Stuck for life, a dumb jock who can only lift things as a job. The world needs em! Dumb jocks build and rule the world, you know.

nextgenboy:

Stare into his eyes. Let the cockiness consume you. Watch your intelligence leave your body in the form of sweat. You wash it off. Look at your personality change before you. Count up to 10, I will for you. Trust me.

Look, new clothes. A football uniform. You love football. Always carrying one. Haircut is next. Perhaps buzzed down and off. You can only think of sports now. Forever. And ever. Trust me, you will love it.

And 10…

You are staring at youself in the mirror now. Sup bro?

nextgenboy:

[200 follower special]

The slightly overweight and nerdy guy put on the mask. It smelled funny, all masks typically do. He tried to take it off. It wouldn’t budge. His body began convulsing, losing weight and gaining muscle. His loose fitting tee turned into a tank top. His jeans and underwear morphed into shorts and boxers. His dorky shoes turned into Nike flipflops. His arm instinctively raised the tank up. 

He had no idea what was going on. He could feel his face changing, eyes changing from a blue with so much life to an empty green and his brain hurting with such intensity. Like a lightbulb burning out, so did his brain. No longer thinking complex thoughts. Just simple and chill thoughts. A constant haze. His vocab..b… words were easier now. 

He was grunting, struggling and managed to finally pull the mask off. He had a backwards cap basically glued to his head. He looked at the mask. “What nerdy shit is this?” He threw the mask back on the shelf for you to find. 

nextgenboy:

“Bro, I’ve been ordered to give ya another dose. You still too smart for your own good. You be a good, dumb jock bro now. Huuhhh.”

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“No wait don’t, look you were like me once right? Don’t give me more..,”

“Huhuh, sure I was bro, but is so much fuckin better”

He forces another dose on you and leaves the room, locking the door until your ready