Bro, your head is hurting because you aren’t used to it being empty. Don’t worry, it goes away when the rest of your intelligence is gone. Then you learn stuff that’s fun. Like sports. Embrace it bro. It’s your new life. It’s gonna be great!
Tag: nextgenboy
a quick sup to all my new bros
it’s great that the bros who inspired me are following me now. thanks and hope you enjoy all the great stuff to come. i only post stuff at the beginning of the month so hang with me. it is worth the wait.
Not sure if I’m one of those inspirations, probably not. But your posts are awesome dude
With the new jocking formula, you will have a brand new life within an hour. The cost for this sped up process? Well, that’s a secret. The latest recruit is you and here comes the jock bro who’s going to look out for you. Like what you see? Good, this’ll be you soon.
Because I can’t resist reposting stories from this guy
The former nerd couldn’t help but make that hand gesture. It was proof of loyalty to his jock bros. He was given sunglasses because he was still deal with the effects of the first dose. He was already showing unity by wearing a school-issued wrestling shirt. The bros told him he should go get a haircut next because that would make him one of them. He was all too eager to join. He was going to get his haircut right now.
“Wow, they weren’t joking about the changes! I look amazing now! To think this is after just the first dosage of the formula. I’m really excited about the second dosage. I hope I can get it soon.”
He admired himself for several hours that night until bedtime.
He decided to take a nap on the bleachers in the gym. When he woke up, his mind felt groggy and his body heavy. He walked to the restroom and immediately pulled out his phone to take a selfie. He doesn’t remember looking like this a few hours ago. He didn’t have a tank top on, pierced ears, the short haircut and the gold necklace. Wait, yes he did. He remembers it all so clearly now. He wasn’t a jock but he liked to work out with them and hang with them. Right, right.
They thought the spandex outfits were funny so they bought them. Little did they know that they would never be able to take them off again until they turn a certain age. They were going to grow into them pretty fast. Oh and did I mention they’ll get dumber and dumber every year? The perfect way to stealthily turn them into dumb jocks. Oh how exciting!
Future jocks in the making
He was listening to Coach’s audio files while wearing his friends Nike shirt. He would soon beg Coach for the jocking formula and to join the team and then he too will be shirtless. His friend could only smile as he recruited another for the team. What good jock boys they are or will be!
This is the life that awaits you. Accept the formula. You want this. You need this.
Become a jock today. A good jock. A great jock boy.
Become one of the bros today. Be a part of something awesome, dude.
Join today.
This is your future
This young man volunteered for the jocking program the school had. He had low self esteem, no friends, he never had a chance with a love life and he had a high IQ. Notice how I said “had” in regards to those things. He doesn’t regret his decision and hopes you’ll make the right choice when the time comes.
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