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It’s a tough responsibility sometimes, being an agent on Earth for the Great Muscle God. But it has its rewards too. Like these three obese kids that I was able to zap with the muscle energy. Changed their whole destiny.
(Originally posted November 20, 2014)
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Even though they didn’t socialize much the two of them decided to go on the island trip their college set up for spring break. Maybe it was the tropical weather or maybe there was something in the water, but these two skinny unpopular guys turned into total meat heads by the end of the trip
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Needs a story
I’m the Alchemist which is me on the left. I have been around for many centuries, needless to say I have discovered immortality and how to turn lead into gold. All that is nice, and all but it gets boring after a while, especially when you are as old as me. This day in age I run a gay porn site, people pay a lot to see a hot guy, especially desperate men. The guy you see on the right, his name was Albert he was a sheltered college student with a high IQ, which was a problem because he thought he was better than everybody. Therefore, nobody was going to miss him. He was an out of shape lonely boy who spent his time attached to research, but I was going to change that for him.
You see I have been working on my own essence of humans, I trade and steal traits from people, hoping to find the right combo. Lately, I have been working on a himbo jock mixture; they seem to make the most money online. SO I had my boys kidnap Albert; they slipped a sedative into his drink at the cafeteria, and when he passed out on the way to the dorms, they brought him to me. Once he woke up, I explained the gift I would be giving him, he tried to resist but I am very persuasive. I ripped his essence from his loser body, every trait that made him Albert yanked from him. I then found the mixture I needed, it was the alpha himbo jock boy mix and I cast my spell watching it enter his body, because if you aren’t quick about it, the patient will simply evaporate with no essence holding them together
I watched him convulse, his muscles grew, his eyes grew dim going from brown to a crystal blue, I watched his face morph into something much more attractive. He started to shrink a little from a gangly 6′1′ to a nice 5′9, his sparse and awkward chest hair pulled into his skin and new ink formed on his arm. He grabbed his head as I could see the new personality take over, dumb as a box of rocks, laid back and horny as ever. The final touch is always the cock, in his case it grew, becoming more sensitive, he grabbed it and started furiously jerking, not knowing that the residual pieces of Albert would be shot out and his new life as Scotty would be permanently put into place. His back arched and he shot the remaining pieces of his old life out.
I smiled, I now have a new boy for the stable.
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