goodboymusclejock:

“Dude, what happened, bro?”
“Yeah, something’s weird. You’re different.”
“Fuck, man, I can’t even think. It feels like my heads too full. Fuuuck.”
“Dude! I know what it is!”
“What, bro?”
“Those glasses! I think they turned you into a nerd!”
“Fuck! You’re right….when I take ‘em off, my head feels better. All empty and shit. Fuck, bro, let’s go lift.”
“Yeah, bro.”

The two new dim muscle studs left the locker room, leaving behind 2 piles of text books and button-up shirts that were clearly too small for them. The world just got a little bit dumber.

Source: needsize

dumbbro:

That djinni appeared from that ring you found. He says he will grant you your deepest darkest wish. He tells you not to speak, for he knows your true desires. So he runs his hands through your hair, you faintly feel it change, it turns from brown to blonde. He kisses you deeply, you feel your face reshape and something is changing in your throat. He continues to.massage and caress your body, suddenly years of working out catches up with.you he is changing your past. You no longer care so much about school, you are glad to be done. He changes your birthday from 1986 to 1996 He pulls your cock out and starts.giving you the best bj of your life. As he does.your old life drains into.your balls, your smarts drain down and build up as he teases you with his tongue. You realize this but it is too late, you blow your old self down his throat. Once an out of.shape academic has become a hot, fit, dumbass with an insane sex drive and no worries in life.

dumbbro:

This wasn’t me ten minutes ago I was a 27 year old college student named Tim, some guy came up and started saying things that I thought weren’t true but maybe they are. 

That guy was like, hey I heard you are a bit of a gym rat?

I said no, do i look like one

Guy: Yep look at you, studly gym rat. I think you hate wearing clothes too

Me: Nope I hate wearing clothes

Guy: I bet you are the best gogo dancer in town

Me: HOw did you know I was a GoGo dancer?

Guy: I know everything about you Josh

Josh: My name isn’t Josh it’s Josh

Guy: See Josh, I mean you are my boyfriend even though you are super slutty and always horny

JOsh: Uh yeah, crazy hormones I huess

Guy: Well when you are only 19 it can be pretty crazy like that 

Josh: Guess youre right

Guy: At least you have a job, not many people would hire a h.s drop out who can barely spell his own name

Josh: Uh yah Im glad too babe

Guy: Oh Josh you only think with your cock don’t you?

Josh: Fuk yah I do, fukin love gettin action

Guy: That’s my good boy

These two used to be so uptight. They were nerds who despite being smart and in a great college were worried about everything. Their grades, their futures, their financial situations, etc. stuff that guys as smart as they are really shouldn’t worry about. They were roommates who met through college and then only fed off of each other’s fears and worries.

Finally after months of worries they decided to take a big risk and buy and smoke some weed. They heard it could help them relax and researched how it actually isn’t harmful extensively before they decided it was ok to try it once or twice and it wouldn’t hurt them. They bought some off a surfer dude in one of their classes and tried it.

Now here they are a month later, they still go to class and do relatively well. But they are chill now. They aren’t as stressed cause they are always high. They even make some side money cause they sell it now. They act pretty dumb but they can still survive in college they just don’t stress anymore.

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Wow thank you guys so much for 100 followers, I didn’t expect that. I want to hear from some of you what you like/want to see more of, or any requests or whatever or if you just want to chat about tf stuff. I hope I can keep you guys happy with reposts and original stories thanks so much

I meant id love to be regressed and a new life chosen for me, sorry. you dont have to fulfill that whim, i gave you my name as a form of wish fulfillment.

Well jimmy there are many options you have, being regressed and forced into a new life just seems a lot easier than full on brainwashing. Kids are so impressionable, they just sorta suck up their environment like a sponge. I feel like what would work good for you is to be raised again as a redneck. You move to America in search of financial or political freedom, but of course you find the same shit here as anywhere. Your whole neighborhood is a bunch of religious, gun loving, camo loving, homophobic assholes who seem to always be drunk. 
But one day a few of them, a family of three walk into your house and pretty much start to treat it like their own. Redecorating with camo curtains and wooden beds, the heads of hunted deer and bears on the walls. You yell at them to get out but your words fall on deaf ears. The woman starts doing some cooking while the man and son take off their shirts to go working out outside, both in camo, and invite you to come. You feel compelled to do so and soon you find yourself shorter and younger with a buzz cut. Your mind blacks out until hours later and your still lifting some weights outside or playing football with your bro and drinking beer even though your like 8. And nice and muddy like a proud little redneck should be. You can’t help it as you realize you can get away with anything cause this is fucking America! And you fucking love it!
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malebodyswitch:

What do you mean our names were Jeff and Will. They sound like fucking nerd names. I’ve always been Wes. The fucking hottest and best surfer in this town. Does my tan look like I stay indoors all day. Jet, look at your muscles, how could you have been some fat slob. You must of been smoking some serious shit dude. Anyway let’s fucking surf!