I honestly didn’t realize you two were the same person, but heck yeah, I try to space mine out so I’m not hogging the fantasy posts, but as long as your cool with it, I’ll keep sending them, love it
The act of just wearing the clothes can really change how you think, like when you wear some sexy underwear for example. You pull on the pads and the jersey, and as you stare at your reflection thinking how dumb you look, the clothes make that dumbness real, a grin crosses your face as the old you is flushed out and training pours in. The act of the family is quite a turn on, them making you the person they want you to be, your will being taken away from you, you will be exactly the kind of guy they wished youd grown up to be, the old you fading fast, no one will talk about that nerd, they will talk about there jock son and brother. Try as you might to say something, the jock is in control, a dumb empty head waiting for orders from coach. You may try and wake up but the jocks is who that head belongs to now. What the fuck you doing dozing like that, wake up Quarterback!
the nerd plays dress-up, isn’t it hilarious how he looks, kinda looks retarded, huhuhuh. uh, i mean, haha. brain’s gettin a little fuzzy lookin at this one. maybe it’s the pot i just smoked. nice green fuzzy dank ropy smoke curlin outta the bowl… now, wait. i don’t smoke trees – i mean, marijuana – right? sure i do. wait, am i a nerd playing dress-up or am i a stoner dressing up like a nerd?
fuck, bro, that’s some heavy shit. whyncha take another hit and calm the fuck down. relax, bro.
I was walking down to the beach, just trying to get my work off my mind. Even though had been blessed with a great intellect, my long life was busy and stressful and I yearned for retirement. As I walked past I saw a strange new shop. Entering inside to have a look I was surprised by a nice old lady. She simply gave me a necklace and said, “It’s free, I can see you need it”. I said thank you and left as quickly as possible. As I sat down to my work, I decided to try the necklace on. Suddenly it started glowing and I was in another room working on surfboard designs. As my new memerories flowed in I reliased I was young, dumb and hot and had no worries in the world.
Amazing story bro
Of course the Pulse would have to get a few strippers to draw in the crowds. He was a visitor to the club but that particular day the DJ was playing a special hypno track. It used binaural beats and subliminal messages to brainwash these guys into being total strippers.
He felt his muscles bulging and growing as you took off his shirt, he was an exhibitionist now, he loved showing off his body. He along with the other 20 dudes in the club that day.
Now he’s a total himbo exhibitionist. He loves dancing and stripping his dress shirts but leaving the ties on and stuff. Now dancing in the strobe lights and club glasses.
But of course he wants to help encourage new guys to free themselves. If you come to the pulse on Friday nights you can catch his show and maybe get brainwashed too…
My cousin needed to build some character, he was smart and sure as hell knew it. He would show off and correct everyone, a total smart ass. His parents decided to send him to my parents ranch to try and improve things. He even made fun of me for bein’ “a dumb farm boy” but we whipped him inta shape.
Now he’s strong for all the work and we keep him so busy he can’t think of nothin else. Of course he dropped outta college and asked his parents if he could stay, good cause we could use some help.
he’s reminding you: you made this choice. you got on this bus. you pledged to him that you would let him help you. take you under his wing and remold you, reschool you. break you and reshape you. you are leaving your old life behind you in the night. if you have any doubts, well… too late now. that’s what he is reminding you.
Every college and high school aged nerd who likes anime in the whole United States was super excited when funamation announced they’d be making a new short 6 episode cross over series of multiple anime, made exclusively for America, by the original Japanese artists of the different shows. No one was told anything about what the cross over story would be but that was to be expected.
They were all shocked when the first episode aired. The anime characters were all older than they had been in their respective shows and had moved to America to attend college. Even non human characters like hello kitty, totoro, and ash even brought pikachu (although he didn’t seem to have any other Pokemon with him) were allowed to go. Even the voice acting sounded like older versions of their American dubbed voices.
The first episode was mostly them moving in and trying to fit in. Kinda boring however they all took it as a symbolic representation of the fans trying to fit in and so they decided to keep watching.
In the second episode the characters all met and got along finding out they were each from Japan originally, even ash even though his world doesn’t always have earth related regions, said he was from Japan. They formed a bit of a club together so they could all help each other adapt.
The third episode is where things got really weird. It had jumped ahead several months and they were petitioning the school to authorize their group changing from a club to an official frat organization. They didn’t seem to know what a frat was but they were convinced it would help their group. They got the approval and set up, instead of giving it Greek letters they simply named it “the number one American fraternity”
The fourth episode took a turn for the worse. There was another time skip of a few months. Ash had stubble and astro boy was depicted as fatter. Naruto had replaced his headband with a backwards cap baring his villages symbol still. Hello kitty was also sporting a backwards cap and, as odd as it would be to describe, seemed tougher somehow. The episode was mostly them caring less about work and more about partying.
The fifth episode had them start to drink and smoke. Ash was now a smoker and everyone else was drinking beer. This was the episode that started having real world effects on the viewers.
The nerds who were watching started working out and drinking and smoking, the ones in college started to join frats, and the ones in high school just attended more parties. They started going through the same extreme changes as the characters did. They grew beards and beer guts or muscle. They started to dress in backwards caps or visors and sunglasses. Any girls watching became drunk, sex loving sorority girls, but there weren’t many effected as the show had a mostly male audience.
The sixth and final episode then aired. It had the frat getting ready for a drink fight night, in which the members would bet against each other. The screenshot above is from this episode. Because of their size hello kitty and pikachu were paired off. The other pairings are lost because no one was really paying attention to this episode. It was playing in the background of loud, music filled frat parties. The nerds even started to engage in similar drink fights as a result.
A second full length season was announced and it would be the only anime these guys would ever watch anymore. The second season isn’t out yet but digital copies of the first 6 episodes are now being used by frats to recruit new bros.
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