Keeping this gaming nerd locked in the basement with nothing to do for fun but use exercise equipment did wonders for the guy, he’s still kinda smart though, we’ll have to work on that
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The pulse occasionally wants live bands to play, and as the band was getting ready to head over there their guitarist quit, it was something with his girlfriend or some shit, either way they needed this gig at the pulse, but the pulse was more than happy to…make a new guitarist for them.
This dude was a shy college nerd who was talked into trying the club that night, just look at him now, so fucking cocky and confident.
All part of the new band program at the pulse
The jocks are divided by rookie, varsity and the ultimate, Elite. You never know what formula you are given. The Elite tends to be dumber than the others. Did you know they are future world leaders? Jocks rule the world bro. Become a jock.
He can’t take it off now. He put it in his bag at gym when he thought nobody was looking and took it home with him. It’s stuck to him. He doesn’t seem to mind. Now he will get huge muscles and his brain will numb, slowly emptying out the smarts for sports. Then he will be putty in the hands of his brow. To mold him into their image.
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You: new profile pic, u like?
Blake Edwards: Uh… sure.
You: thanx bro
Blake Edwards: So what’s up with you,
lately? Haven’t seen you around a lot.You: lol yea i ben doin all this shit im been real busy bro u know?
Blake Edwards: … right.
Blake Edwards: You started going to the gym, to, like you said, “get healthy,” and we were all for it, but now it’s like you’re never around. I haven’t even seen you in class in forever.
You: lol its all good bro
You: the gym rules
Blake Edwards: Right, okay. Well… I guess I’ll see you around?
You: ur a nerd
Blake Edwards: Huh?
You: lol bye gotta go lift bro l8r
Blake Edwards: …
Blake Edwards: Uh, okay, seeya.
Two dumbasses getting ready to go to work and push carts around the supermarket parking lot. Nevermind that last week they were honor roll students.
It was probably that Nu weed they smoked, and continue to smoke (out of a homemade grav bong now) every day, twice a day. Anyone else would call it an overdose, but they just call it “real
fuckin stoned, bro.”
Don’t stop to think about it. You’ll only get a headache, trying to remember what you used to do, what friends you used to have … what political beliefs, hell, what religious beliefs… you’ll just get a headache.
Stop trying to remember who you were and focus on who you’re becoming. That’s right. Muscles, yeah?
Muscles.
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It was hard to believe that a few weeks ago this guy was a nerd who only road motorcycles in video games, but he was sent to spend summer vacation with his cousins down south, and just look at him now
look at that blank look, fuckin glazed over dumbfuck… what do you think he’s thinkin about? if you listen close enough, you can hear the sports radio in his head. he never goes a day in his life without wearin his team’s t-shirt.
he just kept takin selfies. so many selfies. i used to make fun of him, but he wouldnt even look at me. just in the mirror. posing and laughing and flexin. he did it so fuckin much that i started to get jealous. one day, i took off my shirt and lifted my phone.
Snap.
yeah, the first one looked kinda stupid, but i didn’t look too bad. maybe just one more, if i moved a little, the light would hit my abs and make em look fuckin ripped. just one more. … one more.
– bro, make room, yo. mirror’s big enough for both of us…
– huh? oh yeah.
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