jesse-bro:

“Every time you exhale smoke, you lose some of your brains.”

As if. That fuckin pot dealer was a joke, a weirdo. But, whatever, his stuff was cheap. And it looked good, too. Like, damn good. Besides, I’m in a high GPA, a little pot isn’t gonna hurt me.

I exhaled, letting out a huge puff of smoke. Shit, this works fast. Feeling kinda dizzy, whoa. I let out another, and I feel my eyes getting heavy. Shit, what the fuck.

What am I doing at a university? What the FUCK bro. Why am I not at the gym, working out? Haha must be a prank one of my bros played. I’m pretty gullible I guess. That’s what they say at least, huhuhuh.

“Dummy, you comin’ to the gym or what?”

Fuck! There’s my bros now, those assholes. Better get goin. Don’t wanna stay here like some fuckin’ nerd.