rotherhamman:

David Attenborough Voiceover:

“And here we have a Himbo in its natural state, posing, showing off its muscles, with a mindless smirk on its face.

"The himbo is easily recognized by the way it shows off its body to anyone who will see and say very little. Even when it does talk its words are slow and simple, reflecting how its mind works.

"Often found in the gym, they spend a lot of time on their body, making sure it is sexually desirable.

"However the Himbo is rarely sexually fixed in which gender it is attracted to. Even ‘straight’ Himbos will mate with males if the male takes advantage of the Himbo’s lack of intelligence. Despite the Himbo’s bodily strength they can be easily overpowered by sexually exciting them, which also leads to more unintelligent behavior.

"Despite its flaws the Himbo is very desirable by both females and males because of its sex appeal and how it can be taken advantage of, sexually.”

Source: rotherhamman

nextgenboy:

“Bro, I’ve been ordered to give ya another dose. You still too smart for your own good. You be a good, dumb jock bro now. Huuhhh.”

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“No wait don’t, look you were like me once right? Don’t give me more..,”

“Huhuh, sure I was bro, but is so much fuckin better”

He forces another dose on you and leaves the room, locking the door until your ready

playernumber37:

nextgenboy:

Quick note, part one. Remember my transformation fantasy? I found a picture that personifies it. I look into his beautiful eyes and simply wish for his life and body… 

Pic taken from http://guysineedtofck.tumblr.com

careful what you wish for bro. the UA logo was designed to draw you in, to batter your mind with its simplicity. everywhere you look, you see it. you say it doesn’t affect you, but that just means it hasn’t gotten through to you yet, but it will. you’ll see. it’s not like the gear is impractical, right? it’s actually really comfortable, and feels great on your skin whether its compression gear, socks, even just one of their light, loose T-shirts, bro. they make jockstraps, too, but i don’t think you’re ready for that just yet… unless you are.

and that’s just the beginning, man, the gateway drug. at that point, it’s just like, why fight it?